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hahha death taxes and Viney getting pinged for the ball.

Bloke will not be missed one bit.

 

Vdb nearly got a kick!

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

No way Fritsch kicks this based on his form this year. 

He’s a shocking kick for goal. 

 

Jetta is so unbelievably cooked.
I really want him to stay at the club in an off field role, but his playing days are way past him. 


Maxxy needs to work on his kicking.

Ditto Fritter.

I mean, we're playing much better than the last two weeks, although that wouldn't be hard.

But through a combo of horrible umpiring and some even worse turnovers we're going in level at half time.

Well and truly still in it, but unless we fix up those mistakes, we won't win this game of footy.


[censored] off to the cats viney! how many times are you going to be done for holding the ball! get rid of the [censored] ball u goose!

1 minute ago, DemonWheels said:

Their goals have all come from frees or where we’ve missed a free (Mark not paid, etc) and our horrible turnovers. The only way to cope with this is to drink my sorrows because this game is [censored].

it's actually been a highly entertaining game. i think both teams are playing well but both are also firmly an 8th-12th placed side. Good spectacle so far.

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Why does Viney go back into traffic every single time. 

Refused to kick on his right in traffic. Dumb.

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

No way Fritsch kicks this based on his form this year. 

How many set shots has he missed this year?


29 minutes ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

He's a [censored] crackhead

That’s what I’ve been yelling out at the game.  ???

 

Viney never takes the first option , he has to trust his team mates.

1 minute ago, Buzzy said:

Stop saying Fritsch is a beautiful kick, ridiculous commentary.

Exposes their complete lack of knowledge.


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