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4 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Pickett seriously. How does a small forward miss this??? He needs the rest of the season off. He isnโ€™t ready. Barely touches it and when he does nothing happens.ย 

Seems to have very little goal sense from what we've seen this year.ย  Not ideal for a small forward!

I am disgusted with this team. In 47 years of support I am just about done. Weak as piszย 

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We are back to 2012 days.


This club is so incredibly hard to follow. Iโ€™m over it!

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Welp. That's Goodwin done. Anyone know any rich white knights? Going to need them.ย 


1 minute ago, Meggs said:

Fumbles...we really are averageย 

I think average is being generous...

I have never seen another more inept football team in my life

Get rid of this coach for gods sake

Can they not even do the basics right?

I'm done.ย 

This club can seriously go and get [censored]. All the promise in the world but fail miserably once again.

I'm done with Goodwin. He can [censored] right off.


Next year then?

13 players in single digit possessionsย 

Goodwin is Dean Bailey 2.0. He's lucky he has a decent list. No plan B. Shocking inability to coach to the conditions. Has failed MULTIPLE times in getting the team up for important games. Defensively and tactically inept. A colossal choke occuring here. Gifted an easy draw to finish the season. And choked.

Pathetic.


21 minutes ago, Deesprate said:

This is OVER. Goody will rebuild over summer. Be patient

I hope not

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The club will fold. It won't sell any memberships.

There's 5 here that are done.

31 minutes ago, Elegt said:

I thought baker and bedford were good inclusions and would add lots of run to our side. All they have added is turnovers, missed tackles and pea hearted efforts. We need to clean out our entires 2s list as they are all rubbish. Thanks for the rubbish draftingย  Jason Taylorย 

Being quick doesn't make you a good footy player. No doubt we will sign them up for another 3 years each though.

Not one Melbourne player is taking responsibility to kick goals. Everyone is defending tonight. No intent going forward.ย 

I have no idea what they thinkย get paid to do.ย 

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We look beaten, look in the eyes of the players we are done

Just now, Brownie said:

Neeld 2.0

Even worse.

Back then, we had expectations to be CRAP.

Now we have expectations to be good and all we are is CRAP.


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