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They are bloody lucky they aren’t playing at the MCG or else they’d be booed off for that. They simply can’t kick. 

 

Who’s our next coach? Who’s available? Ross Lyon?

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Woah. 3 big forwards, and none of them have taken a mark I50.


Haven’t shown up to play yet. Maybe second quarter? 

 

Is there are dumber bunch of footballers running around anywhere ATM?

Our kicking skills are below suburban footy standards. 

Geez it’s fun watching. 
 

FMD based on that we are bottom 2. 
 

Hardly hitting targets and no pressure. 

2 minutes ago, Radar Detector said:

Why do we keep kicking deep into the pocket?

They didn't learn from fritsch last week


Just when you thing our disposal couldn't get any worse 

 

Thank God for lockhart the only one having a crack

Can the next time someone says the top of the ladder team looks “beatable” make sure they watch back the first quarter again before posting.

That was the softest, most fumbly, disorganised, pathetic display since West Coast.

Gawn, Viney, Fritsch, Hannan all limply attempting tackles.

Petracca, Viney and Oliver fumbling the entire time.

Forward entries shocking. Viney's kick to Petracca was horrendous. 

Jay Lockhart the only bloke who can hold his head high after that display.


Just now, Watts the matter said:

Typical, we will probably come back and lose by a goal and rue our start. Same old Melbounre.

That’s extremely optimistic 

Dumb, dumb stoooopid quarter.

Silly me. I didn't realize going to the Gold Coast was for an end of season holiday. Looks like they have started early.

 
6 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

[censored] you melbourne. You find ways to always let us down.

So depressing watching this.


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