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Disposal and structure destroying us once again. 

No gameplan in the world is going to stand up when mistakes like this are occuring. 

 

 

So what happens from here? We bust a gut to bridge the margin in the second and third quarters. Port play smart footy and we fall short by two or three goals.


No good under pressure.

Proverbial chooks with their heads cut off.

Watson is a peanut. It not 'connection. It pathetic foot skills.

1 minute ago, CYB said:

Welcome back boys. Wondering where you were for the past 3 weeks.

Nothing to do with the forwards we are just kicking to them

 

Why the [censored] does this game have to be on a Thursday night when I can’t drink myself into oblivion?!

Just now, binman said:

Our kicking skills are below suburban footy standards. 

I can cop the [censored] skills, buy that kick off the backstep from Oliver while 10 meters in the clear shouldn't even happen in under 12s.


Another poor quarter a common theme under Goodwin. What about trying something different like trying Melbourne?

Absolute brainless garbage. Playing Hollywood football and getting a lesson. Pretty much had it with the [censored] useless club

0.2 from 14 inside 50s 

 

marks inside forward 50 -  zero !!!  With 3 tall forwards!!  
 

kick it to the pocket!! Forwards behind !!! No crumbers.  Pickett playing too far out !!  
 

missing targets !!! Everywhere 


We've looked soooo slow since Jones was brought back in.

We are not brave, leading to the pocket is the easy soft option, kicking it to the lead in the pocket is softer.

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1 minute ago, Elegt said:

They didn't learn from fritsch last week

Appears to be no need to review ANYTHING ANYTIME!

2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

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Chillingly accurate way to describe it ?


Week after week, year after year

Port's pressure has been good. Seriously everytime we have the ball there is no flow. It's stop start. They just play on and always have loose players. Bloody westoff bobs up again. 

 

 

Just now, binman said:

Watson is a peanut. It not 'connection. It pathetic foot skills.

Connection tonight the worst it has been all year. Beating them in the inside 50s for 2 points Bin.

Hes not wrong.

 

No point leading if you are a Dees forward, it will be kicked straight to the opposition.

1 minute ago, binman said:

Watson is a peanut. It not 'connection. It pathetic foot skills.

Absolutely.  Skills are fuc@&)n pathetic 


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