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GAMEDAY: Rd 04 vs Geelong

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Melk melk melk.  Couldve closed down on danger with ball in traffic.  Didnt.  Then gives away a 50 to boot.  Grow some Goody and drag / lay down the law FFS.  We are a shambles


Even if we turn it around and win this, the performance thus far is symbolic of just a poor team. It's the same issues that haunt us at different times in games.

 

Marks so far:

Total - Gee 25 Mel 12

Inside 50 - Gee 3 Mel 1

Contested - Geel 4 Mel 1

Lucky we picked a short team with a bunch of players coming back in rusty.


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Same old same old.

Horrible horrible game of footy.

Another poorly coached quarter. They got us exactly where they wanted us. Coupled with shocking skills and lazy dumb footballers. 


1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

Melk melk melk.  Couldve closed down on danger with ball in traffic.  Didnt.  Then gives away a 50 to boot.  Grow some Goody and drag / lay down the law FFS.  We are a shambles

Melksham is just jogging around.

Clarry fighting a hard tag. 
 

I keep convincing myself this is a good list. It's either not at all, or we don't have a coach. 


Shiiit what a borefest...

Our boys haven't turned up. 

Another quarter no blimey goals , 

if they only kick one not much problem 

but that was too easy

Ablett Selwood Dangerfield umpires pets

 

when is a 5 metre pass a mark - when Geelong kick it

 
Just now, Gunna’s said:

Umpires were best on in the first quarter

Thought the umps were fine. If Fritsch could take a chest mark and Kozzie could convert a soda we’d be about level. Cats just took their very few chances. We didn’t.


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