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Jamie Elliott

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in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It’s my understanding that there’s still some water to go under a bridge. #ETthetradebreaker™️

the yarra? the maribyrnong?

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    It’s my understanding that there’s still some water to go under a bridge. #ETthetradebreaker™️

    Withholding popping the champagne just yet then, if you say so ET.

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    Well this mystery account is not MB is it? Otherwise it would have appended “and now for General Patton”

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    27 minutes ago, Dees2020Premiers said:

     

    Just watch.    Hes 100% a Demon now.

    I want to believe you, but you've also said Matera, Sokol, Tomlinson & Langdon are all done deals to the Dees as well as Elliot. Seems a bit hard to believe we can do all that. But I hope I'm wrong.

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    Massive coup if we land Elliot.

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    40 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Massive coup if we land Elliot.

    Now for Taranto. ;)

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    Just now, A F said:

    Now for Taranto. ;)

    Yessss please, we should ask gws whilst there still down,give them pick 3 and off we go?

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    Last I heard we had offered three to trump Collingwood’s two.  Four is a big escalation.

    Im a big fan and very happy to land him, but we must be very confident he’s got his body right.

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    1 hour ago, Dees2020Premiers said:

     

     

    So far you have us landing several players while retaining our pick 3 for use in the draft. I’m happy to be proven wrong, but in the meantime, and unless you can prove your credentials as an 8 post newcomer, then I’m calling BS of the highest order.

    Edited by george_on_the_outer

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    Can’t seem to find anything about Elliot signing on a 4 year deal. ?

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    4 minutes ago, demonstone said:

    No doubt now that it's a troll with more than one brand new account.

    What made you think that? The 2020Deespremiers, or the 2020yearofthedees?

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    Seems like next year is the year..

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    27 minutes ago, A F said:

    Now for Taranto. ;)

    Taranto would be magnificent!

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    Can’t see any of Dees2020Premiers/X Factor/Range Rover/GetJonnoPatton/Matsuo Basho’s posts anymore. I’m thinking he may be a little nuts. 

    I’m pretty sure his source was Dazzles post an hour or so earlier. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    39 minutes ago, demonzz said:

     

    Were we either getting Ben King or Jamie Elliott? 

    Edited by george_on_the_outer

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    53 minutes ago, Unleash Hell said:

    Seems like next year is the year..

    I can confirm next year is the year.

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    2 minutes ago, ding said:

    I can confirm next year is the year.

    We are getting Elliot after next season??? You 

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    2 hours ago, A F said:

    Wow. If we land Elliott and Demonland still complains... can't do anything right.

    Melbourne have also landed Fyfe, Dangerfield, Franklin and Zorko. Oh! You're [censored] Melbourne! How old are they? 54? 

    Play it safe and posters [censored] on the club, go after who we want (Lever, May and Elliott) and posters [censored] on the club.

    Can't understand your post with [censored] too many [censored]

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    40 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Can't understand your post with [censored] too many [censored]

    [censored]

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    2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    It’s my understanding that there’s still some water to go under a bridge. #ETthetradebreaker™️

    Oohhh good riddle! Billie goats gruff going over the bridge... Jamie (Billie) Elliott wants to walk over the bridge from Collingwobble centre to the G but the troll (Eddie) wants his questions answered before he can escape!

    Elliot wanted 3 years at Pies we offered 4, its a done deal welcome to Demonland Billie goat gruff Elliot! 

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    2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I googled it and it said he was 54.

    No that's not right.

    Each hammy is 27.

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