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Jamie Elliott

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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It’s my understanding that there’s still some water to go under a bridge. #ETthetradebreaker™️

the yarra? the maribyrnong?

 
2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It’s my understanding that there’s still some water to go under a bridge. #ETthetradebreaker™️

Withholding popping the champagne just yet then, if you say so ET.

Well this mystery account is not MB is it? Otherwise it would have appended “and now for General Patton”

 
27 minutes ago, Dees2020Premiers said:

 

Just watch.    Hes 100% a Demon now.

I want to believe you, but you've also said Matera, Sokol, Tomlinson & Langdon are all done deals to the Dees as well as Elliot. Seems a bit hard to believe we can do all that. But I hope I'm wrong.

Massive coup if we land Elliot.


40 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Massive coup if we land Elliot.

Now for Taranto. ;)

Just now, A F said:

Now for Taranto. ;)

Yessss please, we should ask gws whilst there still down,give them pick 3 and off we go?

 

Last I heard we had offered three to trump Collingwood’s two.  Four is a big escalation.

Im a big fan and very happy to land him, but we must be very confident he’s got his body right.

1 hour ago, Dees2020Premiers said:

 

 

So far you have us landing several players while retaining our pick 3 for use in the draft. I’m happy to be proven wrong, but in the meantime, and unless you can prove your credentials as an 8 post newcomer, then I’m calling BS of the highest order.

Edited by george_on_the_outer


Can’t seem to find anything about Elliot signing on a 4 year deal. ?

4 minutes ago, demonstone said:

No doubt now that it's a troll with more than one brand new account.

What made you think that? The 2020Deespremiers, or the 2020yearofthedees?

Seems like next year is the year..


27 minutes ago, A F said:

Now for Taranto. ;)

Taranto would be magnificent!

Can’t see any of Dees2020Premiers/X Factor/Range Rover/GetJonnoPatton/Matsuo Basho’s posts anymore. I’m thinking he may be a little nuts. 

I’m pretty sure his source was Dazzles post an hour or so earlier. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

39 minutes ago, demonzz said:

 

Were we either getting Ben King or Jamie Elliott? 

Edited by george_on_the_outer

53 minutes ago, Unleash Hell said:

Seems like next year is the year..

I can confirm next year is the year.

2 minutes ago, ding said:

I can confirm next year is the year.

We are getting Elliot after next season??? You 


2 hours ago, A F said:

Wow. If we land Elliott and Demonland still complains... can't do anything right.

Melbourne have also landed Fyfe, Dangerfield, Franklin and Zorko. Oh! You're [censored] Melbourne! How old are they? 54? 

Play it safe and posters [censored] on the club, go after who we want (Lever, May and Elliott) and posters [censored] on the club.

Can't understand your post with [censored] too many [censored]

40 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Can't understand your post with [censored] too many [censored]

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2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It’s my understanding that there’s still some water to go under a bridge. #ETthetradebreaker™️

Oohhh good riddle! Billie goats gruff going over the bridge... Jamie (Billie) Elliott wants to walk over the bridge from Collingwobble centre to the G but the troll (Eddie) wants his questions answered before he can escape!

Elliot wanted 3 years at Pies we offered 4, its a done deal welcome to Demonland Billie goat gruff Elliot! 

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I googled it and it said he was 54.

No that's not right.

Each hammy is 27.


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