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I'm still waiting for The Riddler to return with the rumour we're finally giving that rookie spot to M. Goatflaps.

 

I seriously love this time of year

 

If all the animas along the equator were capable of flattery then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

A big fish is coming. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

10 hours ago, Stretch Johnson said:

The rat, the cat and the blue dog chased the Texan bird to the barn May is coming to the dees.

Well the rat is obviously Brock Mclean, who could also be considered a a Blues' dog, but the rest I have nfi about. 

 
4 minutes ago, Skuit said:

Well the rat is obviously Brock Mclean, who could also be considered a a Blues' dog, but the rest I have nfi about. 

Only if he can do do burns outs in the parking lot?


We could solve our premiership aspirations if we could get Vince Cattoggio.

15 hours ago, Caligula's cohort said:

Goddard to Casey.. so they have two fossils (Lewis) playing off half back giving away undisciplined free kicks! 

FIXED!

I reported a while back Dom Tyson not entirely happy, WILL most likely be traded, I was told from a family connection that he doesn’t like a particular coach (not sure which one) and that he feels they don’t like him either. Is on the outer at the moment and exploring options. 

All comes back to the camp when he got injured. 

 

Charlie Paggnocolo is making a comeback to shore up our lack of small Forwards around goal. And did I mention Henry Ritterman?

35 minutes ago, Vineytime said:

I reported a while back Dom Tyson not entirely happy, WILL most likely be traded, I was told from a family connection that he doesn’t like a particular coach (not sure which one) and that he feels they don’t like him either. Is on the outer at the moment and exploring options. 

All comes back to the camp when he got injured. 

This is one rumour i rekon u can tell is true from the outer.

We have an abundance of inside mids and lack skills.

Good luck to Dom either eay


21 hours ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

tyson and kent for billings

Like your thinking, not sure Saints would go for it.

Kent go Saints 3rd rounder

Tyson to Blues for 2nd rounder

44 minutes ago, Vineytime said:

I reported a while back Dom Tyson not entirely happy, WILL most likely be traded, I was told from a family connection that he doesn’t like a particular coach (not sure which one) and that he feels they don’t like him either. Is on the outer at the moment and exploring options. 

All comes back to the camp when he got injured. 

The kicking coach perhaps ?

4 minutes ago, The Swimming Dee said:

I don’t understand the love for Billings. I have never seen him have a good game

Great at kicking points should fit right in  

17 hours ago, Krazy Jaeger O'Smeara said:

Hogan to Freo

6+7 to Melbourne

7 to GC for May

6 to GWS for.... $cully ?

** Let the ridiculousness of the trade period begin **

You really are Krazy


17 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

If all the animas along the equator were capable of flattery then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

A big fish is coming. 

Hmmm post 8,666  the 666 number. Could be prophetic. You've been saying this about a big fish for a while. Sauce?  BBQ or perhaps Carpe Demon a superhot chilli puree or maybe Demon Reaper a Carolina Reaper sauce, with a searing heat.

Don't tell me its an actual source. 

 

1 hour ago, D4Life said:

Like your thinking, not sure Saints would go for it.

Kent go Saints 3rd rounder

Tyson to Blues for 2nd rounder

Saint don't have a 3rd rounder. Or a second for that matter.

1 hour ago, The Swimming Dee said:

I don’t understand the love for Billings. I have never seen him have a good game

30 disposal 5 goal game no good? He’s clearly got talent, but he hasn’t been able to put it together consistently yet. Wouldn’t be a bad get IMO

Billings is not someone the Saints should entertain getting rid of. But if they do goody for them.


2 hours ago, D4Life said:

Like your thinking, not sure Saints would go for it.

Kent go Saints 3rd rounder

Tyson to Blues for 2nd rounder

Tyson won’t be going to the blues 

Edited by Demons11

20 hours ago, Krazy Jaeger O'Smeara said:

Hogan to Freo

6+7 to Melbourne

7 to GC for May

6 to GWS for.... $cully ?

** Let the ridiculousness of the trade period begin **

I've also heard the Scully rumour. Apparently, Fat Phil is bringing an enormous Four'n'Twenty sponsorship deal as well.

 
10 hours ago, HarmesWay said:

Supposedly North have knocked back a Preuss - Tyson straight swap

Thx NEW POSTER mrs Tyson.  I call BS on both assertions.

They would be insane to knock back that deal

On 9/25/2018 at 6:25 PM, whatwhatsaywhat said:

tyson and kent for billings

Billing’s old man (was) a Bombers supporter so presumably Jack was the same. Not sure why he would want to come to the Dees in a trade? After the Preliminary Final why would we remain a destination club? ?


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