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Melbourne at the tribunal/MRP 2018

buck_nekkid
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$1500 for that.
Gotta be kidding.

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    6 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

    Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aec1uwzDuE

    What, an open handed tap to the chest that had no reaction!  . 

    It wasn't even a push!!  What sort of medical report did they get?

    No wonder the MRP didn't describe the 'incident' - there wasn't one!

    I call BS!

    Edited by Lucifer's Hero

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    the norf player who pushed him into the pack was more dangerous

    medical report? spare me

    ump wasn't even concerned

    needs to appeal fine

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    4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    No offence to netballers but ....

    If that was deemed misconduct then surely Jacobs needs to go for pushing him into the other players.

    There was more chance of damage (very, very little) from that incident.

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    15 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    No offence to netballers but ....

    What..?

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    When I first saw that video I genuinely thought they had put up the wrong video because I didn't see anything worthy of penalty.  On re-playing, I saw Oliver pushed in the back and thought he must have done something wrong after he got his free kick.  MRP on track for another outstanding year.   

    Perhaps this will help Oliver control himself from whacking players during the season - because you never know when they will duck as you swing and you get suspended.

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    I don’t even know what to say about that.

    If he got fined for that then, yeah, I’m speechless.

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    I look forward to this interpretation being consistently and impartially applied throughout the year. 

     

    *laughs uncontrollably*

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    16 minutes ago, P-man said:

    I don’t even know what to say about that.

    If he got fined for that then, yeah, I’m speechless.

    afl must have a revenue problem

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    Umpires obviously starting their rubbish decisions quite early this season. Clarry or anyone for that matter gets pushed through marking contests or packs of any kind should be watched by the powers/t/b closely. Most players relax at whistle and idiots pushing players into fences or packs can cause harm. Grow up Umpires and be on to it.........

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    56 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

    $1500 for that.
    Gotta be kidding.

    And North put in a medical report. What bulltish. Comical behaviour by North and the AFL. Bloody hell.

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    What the hell was that? Going to be a very long year if the AFL Are pinging that they will end up rich, CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST 

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    21 minutes ago, P-man said:

    I don’t even know what to say about that.

    If he got fined for that then, yeah, I’m speechless.

     

    9 minutes ago, Robot Devil said:

    I look forward to this interpretation being consistently and impartially applied throughout the year. 

     

    *laughs uncontrollably*

    what can one say .... hope it gets some media attention because that was soft

     

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    Must be the wrong video.... That is unbelievable, my five year old daughter hits harder than that. 

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    2 minutes ago, MT64 said:

    And North put in a medical report. What bulltish. Comical behaviour by North and the AFL. Bloody hell.

    Not one for conspiracy theories but I would like to know more about this medical report.

    Really is time for independent medico reports perhaps.

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    Perhaps it was a closed fist.  Christian sis say he was going to come down hard on any punching, including to the body.  Open hand, next time.  Weak as pizz, honestly.  Glad they posted it, coz I missed it entirely!

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    1 minute ago, buck_nekkid said:

    Perhaps it was a closed fist.  Christian sis say he was going to come down hard on any punching, including to the body.  Open hand, next time.  Weak as pizz, honestly.  Glad they posted it, coz I missed it entirely!

    Yeah thats what i was thinking. MRP probably trying to send an early message. IF it was a closed fist, take the fine and learn from it.

    If it was an open hand it couldnt have possibly been fine-worthy.

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    AKA 30 Slabs.

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    Softest decision I've ever seen. An open palm shove to the chest with low force after being pushed in the back? If that warrants a fine, then surely tackling your opponent now warrants a 3-4 weeks suspension?

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    I expect 200 other fines from the  weekend then. WT actual F!

    contact centre!

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    49 minutes ago, MT64 said:

    And North put in a medical report. What bulltish. Comical behaviour by North and the AFL. Bloody hell.

    I really hope we smash this arrogant bunch of tossers in round 3...

    Edited by rjay

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