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I'm troubled....what wine did he wash it down with ?

Nothing cheap and nasty one hopes ?

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36 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Well Its a smart idea. They ran out of [censored] pies at half time today, unbelieveable.

On a more serious note how did he get the knife inpast the security??  

Brilliant Idea

all power to him!!

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What else can you discuss if your entity lose your AFL licence for crticig the blatantly biased umpires.

maybe they should look for women dressed as whores in the ground and say that is typical of st Kildar street walkers

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The way the dees are going, they're ruining this season !!!!  This skiiing season that is. All of a sudden there's a metre and half of snow, and we have to stay down here and watch the team play. ⛷⛷?

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2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I was sitting in the mcc members today and was sitting next to 2 saints fans who were talking about there upcoming ski trip and how good the snow is. Couldn't believe it. 

Ski trip is code for Colombia.

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3 minutes ago, homsar said:

This is my mate and I was sitting behind him. Someone else also had a thermos of mulled wine nearby. 

Carn the Redlegs

Night games the thermos has Vodka, with a side container of olives if I'm organised. Not that that guy is me.

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2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I use to take in a thermos of hot water, ground coffee and a small plunger. 

Never thought of taking in an antipasto platter though. He appears to be clapping using four fingers on his opposite palm as well. Legend.

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My uncle used to fill his thermos with hot dogs. My Auntie used to bring pate. .My grandma smelly cheese.

My grandad I recall just smelt....God bless his angry footy soul

 

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1 hour ago, demondame said:

The bloke next to him is likely further to confirm MFC supporter stereotype - feather in his hat, tweed jacket with leather elbow patches. 

That was E Tremblay

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He forgot his tartan throw rug and thermos full of coffee.

I was watching a replay of the highlights of Queens Birthday earlier today and noticed some teenagers/early 20's Demon supporters wearing bloody suits to the footy. I wondered what kind of [censored] would do that. This took the cake however (and it would certainly be a cheese cake).

Why do they never zoom in on blokes like Biffo and BBO (except that time he decided to take his shirt off when we rolled the Tiges)?

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5 hours ago, dees189227 said:

I was sitting in the mcc members today and was sitting next to 2 saints fans who were talking about there upcoming ski trip and how good the snow is. Couldn't believe it. 

Also in the members and had a St Kilda guy next to me. Good knowledge of football, but refused to acknowledge the umpires handling of Gawn, and then his nasty streak came out as we really got on top. If I got a dollar for every "F" bomb he dropped I could have bought three wines ($10:40 each). Two ladies in front were getting quite angry with his "brain fades".

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5 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

My uncle used to fill his thermos with hot dogs. My Auntie used to bring pate. .My grandma smelly cheese.

My grandad I recall just smelt....God bless his angry footy soul

 

We used to bring "raspberry cordial" and my thermos took exactly two bottles.

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