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My 3 word player analysis V Sydney

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Viney - curse strikes again

Petracca - rarely displayed talent

Lewis - hardly got involved 

Gawn - tried but rusty

Tyson - an irrelevant performance 

Oliver - overwhelmed by publicity

Hibberd - been more influential 

Stretch - had little influence 

Frost - tried but limited

Melksham - little to commend

Hannan - was rarely sighted

Pedersen - couldn't get involved

Vince - slow and loose

T.McDonald - performed in patches

O.McDonald - continued standing tall

Hunt - lacked the vitality

Neal-Bullen - had no impact

Bugg - waste of space

Jetta - courageous and bold

White - out of class

Wagner - fumbly and slow

Harmes - out of depth

 

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1 minute ago, joeboy said:

Viney - curse strikes again

Petracca - rarely displayed talent

Lewis - hardly got involved 

Gawn - tried but rusty

Tyson - an irrelevant performance 

Oliver - overwhelmed by publicity

Hibberd - reduced to mediocrity

Stretch - had little influence 

Frost - tried but limited

Melksham - little to commend

Hannan - was rarely sighted

Pedersen - couldn't get involved

Vince - slow and loose

T.McDonald - performed in patches

O.McDonald - continued standing tall

Hunt - lacked the vitality

Neal-Bullen - had no impact

Bugg - waste of space

Jetta - courageous and bold

White - out of class

Wagner - fumbly and slow

Harmes - out of depth

 

Sums it up

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1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

Thought Tyson was alright

Reality... didn't impact... possibly... therefore... irrelevant ?

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I think wih JBs critique thetes a difference between...effort.. and results.

Results weren't a biggee tonight :(

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47 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Thought Tyson was alright

And so did I. But we know Joeboy has a nasty hatred for Dom. Looking at the comments I would have expected a 150 poits thrashing. We appreciate your 3 word analysis  Joeboy but this one was ordinary to say the least.

 

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2 hours ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

And so did I. But we know Joeboy has a nasty hatred for Dom. Looking at the comments I would have expected a 150 poits thrashing. We appreciate your 3 word analysis  Joeboy but this one was ordinary to say the least.

 

It's always ordinary 

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4 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Hold on, are you having a dip at Hibberd?  Thought he was one of our best.

Brown gave him 1 vote on fox.

 

 

 

Jetta - Best ever game

 

Game Yesterday - Sydney versus Casey

Sydney - Good bet yesterday

 

Melbourne - Predictable handball off

Melbourne receivers - Must keep width

Melbourne - Will still contend

 

Melbourne Forwards - Slow choked supply

OMac - Good in circumstances 

 

Tyson - Has Joeboy photos

 

Gawn - Second game hack

Gawn - Will be back

Trac - Our cleanest onballer 

Zak Jones - Good job interview

Lewis - Proving Rono Right (sorry Martin)

Jetta - Proving Rono Wrong (there you go...one from the vault.  I will help you stay competitive)

 

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I have always said negativity isn't a bad thing if the results warrant it. Joeboy was pretty accurate I thought but I would add:

Melbourne: Need players back

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I thought Jetta was magnificent (again)

Even Joe boy thought OMac was good (reading into post !!).

Petracca : needs more ball => quality personified

Development is a curse is it not ?

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