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My 3 word player analysis v St Kilda

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Jetta - rusty but effective

T.McDonald - held up defence

Smith - impressive before injury

Melksham - finding his feet

O.McDonald - rarely imbued confidence

Hunt - loved his energy

Salem - not his best

Stretch - played important role

Jones - outstanding all game

Lewis - erratic then composed

Oliver - loved his style

Gawn - dominated despite injury

Vince - vintage professional performance

Petracca - some exciting passages

Hogan - cause for excitement

Weideman - still looks raw

Neal- Bullen - important offensive pressure

Hannan - justified selectors' decision 

Viney - not as noticeable 

Brayshaw - some isolated cameos

Garlett - played role perfectly

Watts - will get better

 
 

Jetta - impressive and hard

T.McDonald - A defensive rock

Smith - Unfortunate his injury

Melksham - Still not convinced

O.McDonald - Unnecessary sloppy patches

Hunt - An excitement machine

Salem - a bit under-done

Stretch - Reliable and skilful

Jones - Our best player

Lewis - valuable but erratic

Oliver - A magnificent brute

Gawn - Will be unstoppable

Vince - one to remember

Petracca - a premiership pivot

Hogan - Game's best forward

Weideman - Will be superb

Neal- Bullen - A bit player

Hannan - this year's surprise-packet

Viney - not at best

Brayshaw - Still very promising

Garlett - Best to come

Watts - An important player


Love your work Joeboy, but is it possible you wrote these at half time..?

Oscar McDonald - Void of Skill / Back to Casey / Can not Kick / Our Achilles Heel / Riding brother's Coattails / Heart in Mouth / Head in Hands / Can not Watch

 

1 hour ago, Demon Disciple said:

Oscar McDonald - Void of Skill / Back to Casey / Can not Kick / Our Achilles Heel / Riding brother's Coattails / Heart in Mouth / Head in Hands / Can not Watch

 

Demon Disciple - Be more specific!

 
2 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

Oscar McDonald - Void of Skill / Back to Casey / Can not Kick / Our Achilles Heel / Riding brother's Coattails / Heart in Mouth / Head in Hands / Can not Watch

 

Get the feeling DD wants to use more than three words? Nice punctuation effort, particularly the use of the forward slash and some capitalisation, to try to stay within Joeboys format.


The longer the game went the better Salem got. His foot skills out of traffic are ay-leet. 

Melksham I think was the only player that really struggled after quarter time. OMac and TMac held up the defense extremely well and were rarely beaten from the 2nd onwards. Salem, Vince and Lewis were the generals across half back that dictated play. Jetta was simply a superb defender all game and didn't make a mistake.

Very impressed by ANB in the second half. I thought one of the best on the ground in the 3rd quarter.

Edited by praha

7 minutes ago, praha said:

Melksham I think was the only player that really struggled after quarter time. OMac and TMac held up the defense extremely well and were rarely beaten from the 2nd onwards. Salem, Vince and Lewis were the generals across half back that dictated play. Jetta was simply a superb defender all game and didn't make a mistake.

Very impressed by ANB in the second half. I thought one of the best on the ground in the 3rd quarter.

 

Nah.

9 hours ago, Wrecker45 said:

O Mac - not ready yet

Weid - not ready yet

Melbourne - exciting year ahead

Omac. Slow, Uncoordinated, Indecisve!


17 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Omac. Slow, Uncoordinated, Indecisve!

The only one that matters at the moment. When he is decisive he looks good, but he just doesn't do it enough.

59 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Omac. Slow, Uncoordinated, Indecisve!

but you weren't there, silly boy

you were such a tightar$$ and you got told by many you would be sorry to miss out on a great win

those of us who went had a great day. atmosphere was ggood and electric. quality of game good and fast. but you missed out.........:unsure:

One can argue about the merits of individual players, but we won the game through the contributions over the match from all players. In short, it was a team effort.

4 minutes ago, hemingway said:

One can argue about the merits of individual players, but we won the game through the contributions over the match from all players. In short, it was a team effort.

indeed it was ernest. just look at the stats on afl match centre. solid right across the team. in fact should have won by more

At some point the ball will start sticking for Weideman, and we're gonna have a player when that happens.

Yesterday though I found he was pretty unclean, and it hurt on occasion.


Love your work Joe Boy.

Keep on keeping on, after match would not be the same without you.

Edited by old dee

Etihad, Saints. 4 goals down and won by 5. When was the last time we did that?  Savour  the win. Next hoodoo to broken?  No longer Carlton''s biartch. 

Edited by iv'a worn smith

7 hours ago, watchtheeyes said:

 

Yesterday though I found he was pretty unclean, and it hurt on occasion.

Sounds like Louie the Fly.

 

Jetta was bloody solid all day, watch the replay and you see it more.

appreciate you doing this each game!

17 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

Oscar McDonald - Void of Skill / Back to Casey / Can not Kick / Our Achilles Heel / Riding brother's Coattails / Heart in Mouth / Head in Hands / Can not Watch

 

yes 18 matches and 16 have been poor. Constant mistakes causing goals either from turnovers, missed marks, fumbles ... all simple errors. He shows signs but has been fully backed by the coaching hierarchy. He gets the nod by Goodwin unless he cops an injury.


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