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Colin Sylvia falls from balcony

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1 hour ago, SaberFang said:

Lucky he still had time for a selfie!

All the best Colin, get better soon.

Gotta love the patients who won't keep their necks straight despite being warned of irrereversible spinal cord disease.

selfys first

Herald Sun headline is Ex AFL Star - I get they need to pump up the news - but Col? A star? meh...


17 minutes ago, Danelska said:

Herald Sun headline is Ex AFL Star - I get they need to pump up the news - but Col? A star? meh...

Col could have been a real star but simply lacked consistency. Played some brilliant games. Get well soon Col.

2 hours ago, dees189227 said:

These days you have a serious accident and whats your first thought. Share it on social media. 

I bet he checked in to the Alfred on his Facebook as well.

Bleeding on the brain, Coln should be fine.

1 hour ago, Danelska said:

Herald Sun headline is Ex AFL Star - I get they need to pump up the news - but Col? A star? meh...

Could have been, would liked to have been,  but maybe didn't want to enough.

Good luck. Lucky escape you the sound of it. 


27 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Col is a lovable larrikin. Hope he makes a quick recovery - not a good start to his preseason.

But just wait until he manages a full preseason. This is a novel way to miss out on it. 

A salutary lesson in Newtonian physics for Col.

His poor mother must be beside herself.

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1 minute ago, Biffen said:

A salutary lesson in Newtonian physics for Col.

His poor mother must be beside herself.

Are you suggesting the apple doesn't fall far from the tree?


22 minutes ago, Biffen said:

A salutary lesson in Newtonian physics for Col.

His poor mother must be beside herself.

Did the poor lady go over the balcony as well?

I love the hashtag of wakeupcall. Like getting cut from the Dockers the way that he did wasn't a wake up call.

That being said I hope he recovers and realizes that he is 31 now and not 21.

Fractured vertebrae, but still twists his neck to get a better selfie angle.

 

Lucky he landed on his head. Could have done some serious damage if he landed on another part of his body.

 
8 hours ago, Danelska said:

Herald Sun headline is Ex AFL Star - I get they need to pump up the news - but Col? A star? meh...

Every player who makes seniors is classed as a star nowadays.

7 hours ago, Biffen said:

A salutary lesson in Newtonian physics for Col.

His poor mother must be beside herself.

She's so upset she's having an "out-of-body" experience?


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