A Christmas present for Max Gawn

[Bells 155]

If you had to buy a Christmas present for Max Gawn... What would you get him?

 

 

[Demon Disciple 11,149]

Top of the line grooming kit.

[whers_jacka_now 97]

The Great Deepression

 

A decade with the Melbourne Football Club

Authored by Adam Woolcock 
Edition: 1

The Melbourne Football Club entered 2007 as Australian Football League premiership contenders and spent the next 10 years lurching from one disaster to another.

This is the 261 game story of the decade that good taste and good football forgot.

 

Publication Date:

Oct 21 2016

[Chris 2,892]

What's the budget? Is a new car off the cards, even if it is another even older holden wagon. Really not much style in a beaten up kingwood wagon!

[Bells 155]

3 minutes ago, Chris said:

What's the budget? Is a new car off the cards, even if it is another even older holden wagon. Really not much style in a beaten up kingwood wagon!

$50 or less and easy to travel with

 

[FireInTheBennelly 4,028]

A travel anywhere spittoon in the shape of T$ head.

[puntkick 325]

a resting ruckman maybe fitzy ?

[Demonsterative 2,162]

A Premiership 

[Chris 2,892]

Subscription to batista magazine, you could double up and get the barrister mag for Dawsy

[monoccular 16,513]

38 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

A travel anywhere spittoon in the shape of T$ head.

Spittoon or a vomit bag from an airline?  

[doc roet 1,232]

A gob stopper lolly to fill that cavity thats always open.

[puntkick 325]

a remote for the pop up rear garage coffee lounge !

[Bells 155]

9 hours ago, Demonsterative said:

A Premiership 

If only!!!

Some good ideas - keep them coming - this is actually a legit request.   I like the crazy ideas too!  

So far I am thinking beard oil.... maybe, or something New Zealandish.

 

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

17 minutes ago, Bells said:

If only!!!

Some good ideas - keep them coming - this is actually a legit request.   I like the crazy ideas too!  

So far I am thinking beard oil.... maybe, or something New Zealandish.

 

Not sure that Max would want  a sheep.

[C.Smoker Champion 40]

"The Book of New Zealand Achievements".

More like a pamphlet actually.

[Satyriconhome 10,010]

17 minutes ago, C.Smoker Champion said:

"The Book of New Zealand Achievements".

More like a pamphlet actually.

Does the pamphlet give a passing mention to the Bledisloe Cup?

[Cards13 9,117]

A new Xmas jumper.

[Bells 155]

2 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

Does the pamphlet give a passing mention to the Bledisloe Cup?

Funnily enough for the ten years I lived in Aussie - The Wallabies held the Bledisloe cup - it was very painful. 

 

[Skuit 9,382]

A mangled, metallic-coloured mouthguard so he can take the field looking like Jaws from Moonraker.

[daisycutter 28,709]

how about a nice kiwi t-shirt?

[faultydet 7,593]

1 hour ago, Bells said:

Funnily enough for the ten years I lived in Aussie - The Wallabies held the Bledisloe cup - it was very painful. 

 

Nobody cares about the Bledisloe cup, but I guess Kiwis need to hitch their wagon to something.  Tiny following of Ex Uni students in this country. Yawn.

 

As for the gift?

[Deeoldfart 7,830]

A long and injury free career at the Melbourne Football Club (obviously, Max would be the rightful owner of this gift, but in the true spirit of Christmas, we would ALL share in the joy).

[Deemented Are Go! 3,643]

How about a groovy knit? He'd look cracking in this poncho I reckon.

[Bells 155]

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Not sure that Max would want  a sheep.

haha and he wouldn't get it back through customs either.

[Bells 155]

Maybe a hand knitted onsie to keep him warm though winter ....