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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Or simply he was intent on leading us on 

 

I, for one, don't feel particularly led-on. I was more interested in 'Which player spreads both butter and his wings, yet remains ocean-bound?' rather than if such player was in discussions with the MFC. In fact, the Riddler never said a single word in that regard. Only that x 'is perhaps the key to the future of the Melbourne Demons'.

The Riddler had someone in mind - and that was all that was of interest to me. If he/she just strung some random words together, then we would have been led on. And if so, I would find that highly amusing. In fact, 

Riddle me this: His fifty-six houses foiled clacking giants.*

* Devised from the nearest novel at hand with a pronoun/adjective/noun/verb/adjective/noun formula taken from the first appearance of each on subsequent pages chosen at random.

 

 
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25 minutes ago, bingers said:

In the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king ...

Valley of the blind: Richmond

One-eyed man: Keenan Ramsey

King: Bolton Ramsey - the false king of the North.

Brendon Bolton to replace Damien Hardwick after rejecting Brad Scott's vacant chair at the end of 2017.

 

 

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On 25/10/2016 at 10:51 PM, bingers said:

In the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king ...

Eye like that. 

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On 24/10/2016 at 9:56 AM, ManDee said:

Who's that peeking round the corner? Not Jack Sprat or little Johnnie Horner, he's the one that always has a grin Joffa boy Joffa boy Phatty Phil Phatty Phil please come in.

Man Dee, you are too old !!!!  What show was Joffa Boy in ?? The Tarax club???

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37 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Man Dee, you are too old !!!!  What show was Joffa Boy in ?? The Tarax club???

Ah. The Tarax Club.......back when the Dees were feared and envied.  

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On 25/10/2016 at 11:25 PM, Skuit said:

I, for one, don't feel particularly led-on. I was more interested in 'Which player spreads both butter and his wings, yet remains ocean-bound?' rather than if such player was in discussions with the MFC. In fact, the Riddler never said a single word in that regard. Only that x 'is perhaps the key to the future of the Melbourne Demons'.

The Riddler had someone in mind - and that was all that was of interest to me. If he/she just strung some random words together, then we would have been led on. And if so, I would find that highly amusing. In fact, 

Riddle me this: His fifty-six houses foiled clacking giants.*

 

* Devised from the nearest novel at hand with a pronoun/adjective/noun/verb/adjective/noun formula taken from the first appearance of each on subsequent pages chosen at random.

 

 

How do you know the Riddler had someone in mind and it wasn't just a troll sending you all on a wild goose chase?

We have had zero contact from him since the thread started.

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1 hour ago, DeeZee said:

How do you know the Riddler had someone in mind and it wasn't just a troll sending you all on a wild goose chase?

We have had zero contact from him since the thread started.

That's what I said - if that were the case I would find it even more amusing. Have you ever chased a goose? I have found it to be spiritually rewarding

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4 hours ago, monoccular said:

Ah. The Tarax Club.......back when the Dees were feared and envied.  

Mono did you prefer King Corkey or Uncle Norman as host? By the way I still think it a scandal that Professor Ratbaggy was not recognised for his contributions to science at the time! Oh and Ron Barrassi did a footy segment for kids, I still have a memory of him nuggetting his footy boots, stating that even if you can't play footy at least make sure you look like one, clean boots, shorts, jumper tucked in etc. 

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7 hours ago, monoccular said:

Ah. The Tarax Club.......back when the Dees were feared and envied.  

And political correctness hadn't overtaken the Mcc at that time.  But alas it did, leaving the footy club limp & envious.

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2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Mono did you prefer King Corkey or Uncle Norman as host? By the way I still think it a scandal that Professor Ratbaggy was not recognised for his contributions to science at the time! Oh and Ron Barrassi did a footy segment for kids, I still have a memory of him nuggetting his footy boots, stating that even if you can't play footy at least make sure you look like one, clean boots, shorts, jumper tucked in etc. 

I loved watching kids almost choking themselves to death trying to out drink Gerry Gee while Ron Blasket (a tisket a tasket) looked on with a sadistic grin across his dial.  King Corky and Princess Panda were always a bit dodgy (rumor was that PP went on to work in adult films). Happy Hammond was a snappy dresser in his plaid suits. Even as a child I could tell that Uncle Norman was a senile old [censored]; still have a vivid picture in my mind of the time he broke his leg on live TV falling down the tiered seats as he walked through his audience.

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11 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Mono did you prefer King Corkey or Uncle Norman as host? By the way I still think it a scandal that Professor Ratbaggy was not recognised for his contributions to science at the time! Oh and Ron Barrassi did a footy segment for kids, I still have a memory of him nuggetting his footy boots, stating that even if you can't play footy at least make sure you look like one, clean boots, shorts, jumper tucked in etc. 

They all look dodgy to me now, except that one with the wooden smile.

Image result for joffa boy

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12 hours ago, ThreeOneSix said:

Riddler is a mod. Otherwise the thread would've been closed and the Riddler banned (both should've happened a long time ago). 

316 why be a spoiler, if you don't like the thread stay away, we don't need more censorship.

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16 hours ago, monoccular said:

Ah. The Tarax Club.......back when the Dees were feared and envied.  

 

9 hours ago, hardtack said:

I loved watching kids almost choking themselves to death trying to out drink Gerry Gee while Ron Blasket (a tisket a tasket) looked on with a sadistic grin across his dial.  King Corky and Princess Panda were always a bit dodgy (rumor was that PP went on to work in adult films). Happy Hammond was a snappy dresser in his plaid suits. Even as a child I could tell that Uncle Norman was a senile old [censored]; still have a vivid picture in my mind of the time he broke his leg on live TV falling down the tiered seats as he walked through his audience.

He actually broke his leg on his first show,  coming down a makeshift slide.  

Also Princess Panda while married to my cousin, her first husband, was related to me. I remember her as a nice lady. She was a former model. 

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

 

He actually broke his leg on his first show,  coming down a makeshift slide.  

Also Princess Panda while married to my cousin, her first husband, was related to me. I remember her as a nice lady. She was a former model. 

And when the good Princess passed on, did you inherit the royal title?

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14 hours ago, ThreeOneSix said:

Riddler is a mod. Otherwise the thread would've been closed and the Riddler banned (both should've happened a long time ago). 

The riddler had some fun which many seemed to enjoy.  Most recognized it for what it was. 

Generation Dee is a troll but I doubt he'll be banned.

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30 minutes ago, Skuit said:

Mods? There's a number of posters here who have chosen to derail this thread with their senescent reminiscings. Time to intervene and get it back on track.

 

"the key to the future of the Melbourne Demons. Unlock it, if you dare.

Riddle me this: Which player spreads both butter and his wings, yet remains ocean-bound?" The Riddler

  Image result for the riddler & penguin batman tv

 The penguin has wings & is ocean bound. = Frank Gorshin, Burgiss Meredith & Caesar Romero

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