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If we beat Hawthorn, I will.....

Bleeds_Red_&_Blue
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Oh they are gonna taste sweet tonight!!

You got any good caves with a spare monks suit over there for Biff?

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    1 minute ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    You got any good caves with a spare monks suit over there for Biff?

    I just got here mate. There are many caves here with young Thai women forcing me to drink Beer and whiskey

    it's shocking...

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Put your missus in a taxi Gorg - I'm in a party mood!!!!!

    Too funny...

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    3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    still ask why we cannot beat the saints and why we lost to essendon

    Not the time mate. Please.

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    Hilarious reading after refusing to open this thread till now.

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    23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Put your missus in a taxi Gorg - I'm in a party mood!!!!!

    She expects a limo at minimum mate.

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    Lucky I didn't post my promise to not have a p155 or p00 until Monday.

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    On 4 August 2016 at 9:21 PM, ding said:

    buy a membership

     

    Cough up, ding. 

    Like the rest of us.

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    On 05/08/2016 at 6:26 AM, faultydet said:

    ....be forced to re-stock my Crown Bet account.

    Ouch

     

    woooo hoooooo

     

    But ouch.

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    18 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

    As promised!

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    Is there an idea in here somewhere for Demonland? Not just sponsoring a player, but make a contribution elsewhere, where it can really have an effect and is needed.

    Just saying.

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    Hahaha suck [censored] the whole lot of you!!

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    The glory of the English language is insufficient to express the delight I am experiencing in reading this thread tonight. Ever since 1987 and 1988 I have hated Hawthorn. The win today AND this thread - a very enjoyable evening. 

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    2 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

    I was a few goals out, but still...

    :pj:

    You probably didn't take into account the 7 that were given by the umpires.

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    On Friday, August 05, 2016 at 7:21 AM, Lace Out said:

    Change my name by deed poll to Austin McCrabb

    Pics or gtfo

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    FMD the water is cold off Apollo Bay tonight. Loving every minute of it though! Especially after many beers....

    What's the Trevi Fountain like DaisyDeeciple?

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    On Friday, August 05, 2016 at 6:04 PM, Biffen said:

    Become a Monk and live in a cave for the remainder of my days.

    *cough, cough*

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    2 hours ago, Tony Tea said:

    Lucky I didn't post my promise to not have a p155 or p00 until Monday.

    That would be tough after a weekend of Beers and late night Souvlaki's..

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