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If we beat Hawthorn, I will.....

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1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Oh they are gonna taste sweet tonight!!

You got any good caves with a spare monks suit over there for Biff?

 
1 minute ago, Wadda We Sing said:

You got any good caves with a spare monks suit over there for Biff?

I just got here mate. There are many caves here with young Thai women forcing me to drink Beer and whiskey

it's shocking...

 
8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Put your missus in a taxi Gorg - I'm in a party mood!!!!!

Too funny...


3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

still ask why we cannot beat the saints and why we lost to essendon

Not the time mate. Please.

Hilarious reading after refusing to open this thread till now.

23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Put your missus in a taxi Gorg - I'm in a party mood!!!!!

She expects a limo at minimum mate.

 

Lucky I didn't post my promise to not have a p155 or p00 until Monday.

On 4 August 2016 at 9:21 PM, ding said:

buy a membership

 

Cough up, ding. 

Like the rest of us.


On 05/08/2016 at 6:26 AM, faultydet said:

....be forced to re-stock my Crown Bet account.

Ouch

 

woooo hoooooo

 

But ouch.

18 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

As promised!

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Is there an idea in here somewhere for Demonland? Not just sponsoring a player, but make a contribution elsewhere, where it can really have an effect and is needed.

Just saying.

On 4 August 2016 at 9:21 PM, ding said:

buy a membership

 

Trident or Redlegs ding? 

Hahaha suck [censored] the whole lot of you!!


9 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Trident or Redlegs ding? 

Legends, surely.

The glory of the English language is insufficient to express the delight I am experiencing in reading this thread tonight. Ever since 1987 and 1988 I have hated Hawthorn. The win today AND this thread - a very enjoyable evening. 

2 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

I was a few goals out, but still...

:pj:

You probably didn't take into account the 7 that were given by the umpires.

2 hours ago, dees189227 said:

still ask why we cannot beat the saints and why we lost to essendon

Oh boo hoo killjoy.

underpants now tucked nicely inside strides. quite like it actually, i could get used to this


2 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

She expects a limo at minimum mate.

I'd get in a Datsun for 6 months in Romsey with BBO.

On Friday, August 05, 2016 at 7:21 AM, Lace Out said:

Change my name by deed poll to Austin McCrabb

Pics or gtfo

FMD the water is cold off Apollo Bay tonight. Loving every minute of it though! Especially after many beers....

What's the Trevi Fountain like DaisyDeeciple?

 
On Friday, August 05, 2016 at 6:04 PM, Biffen said:

Become a Monk and live in a cave for the remainder of my days.

*cough, cough*

2 hours ago, Tony Tea said:

Lucky I didn't post my promise to not have a p155 or p00 until Monday.

That would be tough after a weekend of Beers and late night Souvlaki's..


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