... might start caring about football again

Meh.

...check the calendar to make sure it's not April 1.

Not be surprised, never know what this team will serve up now days. I must admit though, that is better than knowing they will be crap, which is where we were a couple of years ago.

Undergo gender re-assignment surgery.

Change my name by deep pole to Andrew Tranquilli

"Am i walking?...Then why aern't the buildings approaching me?.."

Put all my money on North to beat us the following week.

Wont change my view that we can play as a normal side when severly challenged

I will watch with anticipation as to whether we have learnt anything the following week by backing it up or we just fall back to our usual complacent selves

We will win.

As with every week, I have no solid expectations as to how the team will perform, but it would be very hard to tip Melbourne this week.

What will I do if we win? Get absolutely tanked.

If we serve up the same as the past 3 weeks we won't beat anyone

..... expect to see one N Buckley out the front of a Centrelink office

get the collingwood logo tattooed on my arse!

Flop it out. Again

We will win.

Can you get me some of the good stuff Nasher?

You are clearly on it.

Be absolutely astounded

and deliriously happy!

..... I will forget the last 3 weeks ever happened and get excited again.

..... I will forget the last 3 weeks ever happened and get excited again.

I think I will take them to the grave h_h

God we were putrid !

Edited July 30, 201510 yr by old dee

I think I will take them to the grave h_h

God we were putrid !

nah OD, if we beat the Pies youd wipe the last 3 weeks from memory. Cos if we beat the Pies we really are heading the right direction

The putrid games would just be part of the journey

Not be surprised as this is the sort of thing we would do.

Saying that, 8 goal loss coming up.

Undergo gender re-assignment surgery.

Trust Biffen to make a tasteless remark and attempt to derail a serious thread.

Here are some quotes from the Magpie forum;

"What happens if we lose this game.. dear god.."

"Oxley was the difference the last time we played melbourne, but i think he has lost his credits now and must be dropped."

"We are no certainties to beat Melbourne next weekend"

not overly confident!

Here are some quotes from the Magpie forum;

"What happens if we lose this game.. dear god.."

"Oxley was the difference the last time we played melbourne, but i think he has lost his credits now and must be dropped."

"We are no certainties to beat Melbourne next weekend"

not overly confident!

It is not the fans I worry about it is the 22 players in black and white on Saturday

enjoy a celebratory drink and reduce my anti-depressants until the next match.