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Convert to Lumumbaism as my new religion.

How'd you go with your mail order missus from last weeks game?

I reckon you should take up a Demonland subscription if we win this week.

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Make Shane Warne and Molly LMBB at the same time.Lindsay can watch.

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To expiate my sins (both real and imagined) I shall give myself a jolly good flogging.

I shall also administer one to The Devil is in the Detail (for unnecessary capitalization)

I will also give that Ethan Trembay fellow one.

PS .. Ethan shall be spared the rod if he is one of the unfortunates suffering from Salmonella at the Langham.

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If alcohol is not the answer then someone's asking the wrong question.

If alcohol is not the answer, I don't want to hear the question. There are times in a man's life when an answer is irrelevant. If we had the answer to everything there would be no need for alcohol, and what sort of life would that be? Following the Dees gives me a reason to drink and that's good enough for me. Go Dees!

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If alcohol is not the answer, I don't want to hear the question. There are times in a man's life when an answer is irrelevant. If we had the answer to everything there would be no need for alcohol, and what sort of life would that be? Following the Dees gives me a reason to drink and that's good enough for me. Go Dees!

very deep, reverend

may you have many drinks

and i promise to never ask questions of you

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Personally I have found that alcohol is the answer to a lot of questions.

It also has been the question to a lot of answers.

Now that is deep. Even I don't understand it.

Must be time for another dram.

Didn't answer the question.

If we beat the saints I will [censored] my self with laughter.

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To expiate my sins (both real and imagined) I shall give myself a jolly good flogging.

I shall also administer one to The Devil is in the Detail (for unnecessary capitalization)

I will also give that Ethan Trembay fellow one.

PS .. Ethan shall be spared the rod if he is one of the unfortunates suffering from Salmonella at the Langham.

Not just for the general enjoyment of it.

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I'll miss the live telecast of this game because I'll be playing myself.

So,

if we beat the Saints this weekend,

I won't even know about it.

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How'd you go with your mail order missus from last weeks game?

I reckon you should take up a Demonland subscription if we win this week.

Pencil me in for a subscription if we win on Sunday McQueen.

As for the mail order,that was only if we didn't beat the Bears so I'm off the hook which suits me as the last Asian girl I dated kept taking me to temples to have demons exorcised from her body(true story).The only demons I want in my life are the 22 that break my heart on weekends.

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Never post on demonlogy.me again.

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Personally I have found that alcohol is the answer to a lot of questions.

It also has been the question to a lot of answers.

Now that is deep. Even I don't understand it.

Must be time for another dram.

Didn't answer the question.

If we beat the saints I will [censored] my self with laughter.

Alcohol is a melbournes supporters best friend I would think!

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