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I hope those articles are for protection against the elements and not bbo's... emissions from flogging himself.

closest thing i have as a hazmat suit :lol:

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will recommend that losing AFL sides contact performance enhancing drug distributors and enter into a non documented programs to improve results. If they are nervous about that then just do whatever it takes.


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I shall accept a very onerous penance and, and usual, give myself a jolly good flogging.

Same reward win or lose?

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I will take the red pill or get hypnosis to erase any memory of the Dees,or go live in W.A with a view to support Freo or West Coast or have a mental breakdown,but most likely smash the dunny door in.

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I will take the red pill or get hypnosis to erase any memory of the Dees,or go live in W.A with a view to support Freo or West Coast or have a mental breakdown,but most likely smash the dunny door in.

Take care ENYAW! Dubious characters like Ethan Trembay live in the west!

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I suspect you'd do that win, lose or draw.

It's a fierce regimen.

Puts old Percy Cerruty to shame.

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It's a fierce regimen.

Puts old Percy Cerruty to shame.

Urgh! And to think I once shook BBOs hand.

Excuse me while I just go and scrub my hands again......

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I will take the red pill or get hypnosis to erase any memory of the Dees,or go live in W.A with a view to support Freo or West Coast or have a mental breakdown,but most likely smash the dunny door in.

That is virtually a given but the question relates to the outcome of the next game.


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Be ridiculously disappointed. Tell myself I won't watch another Demons game this season then watch our game the following week.

Somes me up perfectly.

Throw in a twitter abd witty facebook post and your spot on!

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It is difficult for me to get to games - really, as the team can't seem to be bothered putting on a decent show for the fans, why in the hell should we put ourselves into any inconvenience to support them - frankly they do not deserve it.

Gutted to the core by yesterday allowing ourselves to be shamed by a mob of drug cheats.

No pride shown in the club by the players.

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Cry like a bloody baby.

And believe me I did.

It was out of frustration more than anything else.

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And we all know BBO kept his word haha

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I shall accept a very onerous penance and, and usual, give myself a jolly good flogging.

How is the flogging going?

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