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If we DONT beat Essendon I will ...

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Be ridiculously disappointed. Tell myself I won't watch another Demons game this season then watch our game the following week.

 

I hope those articles are for protection against the elements and not bbo's... emissions from flogging himself.

closest thing i have as a hazmat suit :lol:

 

Not be surprised.


I will change my name by deed poll to Tony Antrobus.

will recommend that losing AFL sides contact performance enhancing drug distributors and enter into a non documented programs to improve results. If they are nervous about that then just do whatever it takes.

 

I shall accept a very onerous penance and, and usual, give myself a jolly good flogging.

Same reward win or lose?


I will take the red pill or get hypnosis to erase any memory of the Dees,or go live in W.A with a view to support Freo or West Coast or have a mental breakdown,but most likely smash the dunny door in.

I will take the red pill or get hypnosis to erase any memory of the Dees,or go live in W.A with a view to support Freo or West Coast or have a mental breakdown,but most likely smash the dunny door in.

Take care ENYAW! Dubious characters like Ethan Trembay live in the west!

I suspect you'd do that win, lose or draw.

It's a fierce regimen.

Puts old Percy Cerruty to shame.

It's a fierce regimen.

Puts old Percy Cerruty to shame.

Urgh! And to think I once shook BBOs hand.

Excuse me while I just go and scrub my hands again......


I will take the red pill or get hypnosis to erase any memory of the Dees,or go live in W.A with a view to support Freo or West Coast or have a mental breakdown,but most likely smash the dunny door in.

That is virtually a given but the question relates to the outcome of the next game.

ok, time for penance, suckers

and don't forget to post photos as proof (except bbo, of course)

Be ridiculously disappointed. Tell myself I won't watch another Demons game this season then watch our game the following week.

Somes me up perfectly.

Throw in a twitter abd witty facebook post and your spot on!

It is difficult for me to get to games - really, as the team can't seem to be bothered putting on a decent show for the fans, why in the hell should we put ourselves into any inconvenience to support them - frankly they do not deserve it.

Gutted to the core by yesterday allowing ourselves to be shamed by a mob of drug cheats.

No pride shown in the club by the players.


Cry like a bloody baby.

And believe me I did.

It was out of frustration more than anything else.

And we all know BBO kept his word haha

 

And we all know BBO kept his word haha

Indeed! In fact I was very tempted to start immediately and give myself a jolly good flogging on the train trip to Sunbury!

I shall accept a very onerous penance and, and usual, give myself a jolly good flogging.

How is the flogging going?


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