Potential Trades [Warning: Reading this thread may self-destruct]

[demonkeaney 61]

Black & White - Collingwood

Not a small bird - Turkey (Wild Turkey bourbon)

Bourbon - Jim Beam

Dayne Beams. Simples.

[Hal Anger 26]

Black & White - Collingwood

Not a small bird - Turkey (Wild Turkey bourbon)

Bourbon - Jim Beam

Dayne Beams. Simples.

Nice product placement.

[SaberFang 7,151]

Text Walker!

Late mail...trengove and pick 3 for text walker and pick 31. Keep ur eyes on the paper tomorrow.

[Whispering_Jack 31,285]

I think I have it.

North Ballarat colours are black and white

They're known as the ROOSTERS

Roosters are big birds

Lucas Cook plays for North Ballarat

No wait ...

[P-man 13,367]

Trading partner comes in black and white and is not a little bird. Didn't need to distinguish it as not being little. Could've just said bird. Almost definitely the swans.

Tom Mitchell seems to have dropped off the radar but yet to be locked in as far as I'm aware?

[Nascent 9,336]

Look at his last name, it was a joke.

But maybe it is really one of the SWALLOW brothers.

A swallow you say... well that really begs the question then.

African or European?

[dee-luded 2,959]

Where does the black & white fit in?

Sunday night charades on Demonland. Join in the fun.

hmmn, beam him up the western sydney, after they have the picks in a row for him?

whadda we get for the picks they want ? ? ?

I guess they want P-3, they can get they're Pet', & then celebrate with a Jim beam.

[Striker475 696]

I think I have it.

North Ballarat colours are black and white

They're known as the ROOSTERS

Roosters are big birds

Lucas Cook plays for North Ballarat

No wait ...

[Striker475 696]

A swallow you say... well that really begs the question then.

African or European?

How am I supposed to know that?

[What 18,810]

I hope we can turn picks 3 an 12 into Hannebery and Mitchell

Logic says its the Swans, they have to start moving players out now thanks to the COLA being abolished and they cant take players back as per AFL rules, so high picks are the order of the day for them

[John Crow Batty 8,886]

How about a rabbit? I had a black and white one at a restaurant in Vietnam once. Could be a Coniglio???????

[sue 9,235]

How am I supposed to know that?

Depends if it can carry a coconut

[wattsup 470]

GNF gives 1 cryptic clue and you all lose your minds he must be laughing his arse off, sad part of it all is I keep refreshing the bloody page

[Bring-Back-Powell 15,357]

I'll be disappointed if the Harry LaBamba falls through.

I really think he fills a hole as a running back flanker.

[dee-luded 2,959]

If the traffic on Demonland crashes the internet will ASIO charge us with the newfangled disrupting electrical communications?

ASIO are wondering who we'll get as well..

I hear their running a sweep stakes.

lets hope they put a bug in E'ds ear, to hear the ticking frequency.

[Axis of Bob 11,912]

Depends if it can carry a coconut

How would it grip it?

[SaberFang 7,151]

ASIO are wondering who we'll get as well..

I hear their running a sweep stakes.

lets hope the put a bug in E'ds ear, to hear the ticking frequency.

I'm sure ASIO have already tapped Roosy's phone.

[rpfc 28,966]

[dee-luded 2,959]

the Dangerfield thread is dedicated to fishng

I think this just became a bird thread

haha, a little bird told me...

that the big fish are entering Port Phillip to spawn. some from afar as 'the land of Crow Eaters', & around Moggs Creek ?

[What 18,810]

[dee-luded 2,959]

GNF said its a black and white partner - Collingwood

and its not a little bird - it has to be Dane SWAN

Pendlebury?

[Tyson_Viney_Toumpas 269]

It's Simon Black & Darryl White... Scary part is, they would still probably be our two best players!

[dazzledavey36 55,990]

Channel 10 have reported this evening that Nathan Buckley's pitch to Travis Varcoe in Bali has been successful, with Varcoe telling the Cats over the weekend of his wishes to move to Collingwood.

Varcoe will make his way to Collingwood in a three-way trade that'll see Melbourne's Mitch Clark move to the Cats, and Collingwood's Heritier Lumumba to the Demons.

Varcoe was choosing between Collingwood and North Melbourne.

[Goodvibes 3,596]

[Jaded No More 68,976]

They also reported on the news that the Beams to Brisbane deal is all but done. Something about finding a player to add to the trade that both are happy with.

I was only half listening because nobody cares about Collingwood.