Signs you're a Melbourne Supporter

[Deez 298]

you think its great when theres no line when you decide that buying a 40 dollar dried out red rooster role would be a nice little treat for such a dour event.

[nutbean 8,838]

This year i got the "oh well roos looks like he might have them on the mend, theres light at the end of the tunnel champ".

makes me angry

people feeling sorry for me ...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Sir Why You Little 37,308]

Planning Holidays to warm parts of the Earth are a doddle when one is a Melbourne supporter.

Since i have been away we have won 0 games...nothing...Doughnut.

And people still say 2014 is an improvement!!

[WhyAlwaysMe 237]

you have not watched a Dees game with a friend who doesn't barrack for either team playing, if you are watching with a friend who does barrack for the opposition team, He comments during the game "do you actually watch this sh*t every week" usually during the 1st Q.

[The Song Formerly Known As 6,479]

didn't know Titus was a Dee. I find his work quite amusing, and even more so now.

[low flying Robbo 979]

When someone makes a joke about going to Mr Buller, you reply with "Don't be silly, I don't go to Mt Buller, we all know the snow is terrible, I head overseas instead..."

[H_T 3,049]

You try and identify which games are worthwhile seeing for your up and coming kids.... (GWS game.....*cringe*).

#fruitlesstask

[biggestred 5,241]

you fight the urge to drive your car off the freeway with the cruise control still on on the way home after a loss

[low flying Robbo 979]

You can't bring yourself to delete the Carlton, Adelaide, Richmond and Essendon games on your Foxtel IQ, even if you have run out of space, just for those times when you need a pick-me-up

[old dee 24,003]

You can't bring yourself to delete the Carlton, Adelaide, Richmond and Essendon games on your Foxtel IQ, even if you have run out of space, just for those times when you need a pick-me-up

You constantly ask

How did we beat those teams?

[H_T 3,049]

You constantly recall '87, the early 90's, Jakovich, the up and down years with the Reverend and reminisce with such fondness.

[Oneday 248]

You are slowly running out of positive phrases to tell your kids when they ask "which game can we actually sit there and enjoy knowing we are a really good chance to win as all we want to do is sing It's a Grand Old Flag with everyone else?"

[Jaded No More 68,975]

You can find positives in just about anything... we only lost by 10 goals, player X hit a target, Jack Watts layed an effective tackle, it's a good draft year, the jumper looks more red this season...

[old dee 24,003]

You can find positives in just about anything... we only lost by 10 goals, player X hit a target, Jack Watts layed an effective tackle, it's a good draft year, the jumper looks more red this season...

Bummer I missed it

Edited August 26, 2014 by old dee

[Dinosaur Rover 197]

You get excited by beating richmond

[jane02 3,778]

You give away great seats to a Bruce Springstein concert so you do not miss round 1 (2013 Melbourne vs Port Adelaide).

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

You give away great seats to a Bruce Springstein concert so you do not miss round 1 (2013 Melbourne vs Port Adelaide).

You have mentioned that before Jane. The experience has obviously scarred you. You may find catharsis by beating your husband, who, if memory serves me correctly, follows the filth.

[daisycutter 29,892]

when will people realise that the rangey has been supplanted by the porsche cayenne?

[old dee 24,003]

when will people realise that the rangey has been supplanted by the porsche cayenne?

dc wash out your mouth you heretic you...

[Melbournepotter 383]

_{...when no-one bothers to tease you about pathetic losses (ie GWS) ....because it's the norm .}

Edited August 26, 2014 by Melbournepotter

[Bedraggled Dee 336]

You can't bring yourself to delete the Carlton, Adelaide, Richmond and Essendon games on your Foxtel IQ, even if you have run out of space, just for those times when you need a pick-me-up

Ha ha ha ha ha

We will be basking in those re-runs over the summer when a fix is needed. Cant wait to have one a week to watch that will cover most of the off season

[La Dee-vina Comedia 17,016]

You constantly recall '87, the early 90's, Jakovich, the up and down years with the Reverend and reminisce with such fondness.

Or if you're a bit older, you reminisce about Robert Flower and...err...just Robert Flower.

[Adam The God 30,613]

Rubbish article. It says hold the Range Rover jokes and then proceeds to name 2 of them in the 19, plus 3 classist jokes. Same old, same old. I'd like to read an article that discusses the character building attributes of being a MFC supporter.

[jane02 3,778]

BBO - I definitely need therapy regarding this - I tend to hold onto things. My husband also wanted to see Collingwood play that night and if memory serves me correct, they lost as well.

[Grapeviney 9,909]

Hmmm not so funny, and they missed the most obvious one- you've got the little red and blue sticker on your car. The Coodabeens used to joke that they were removable.