Slamming Sam says take QB Monday game off Melbourne

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

Slamming Sam. The Oracle has spoken.

He's Sam Kekovich. We know he talks no sense.

[beelzebub 23,390]

think the poor chap might be one chop short of a rack these days

[jane02 3,777]

I agree -definitely NQR.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

think the poor chap might be one chop short of a rack these days

Not much chop, you reckon BB?

[old dee 23,954]

An exercise it keeping your name in front of the public.

[Grapeviney 9,890]

I reckon blame the journo in this instant.

Probably dreamt up the story, went through the entire contact book looking for someone to support the claim, and couldn't find anyone more relevant or credible than Keka.

[george_on_the_outer 7,824]

Perhaps Sammy has an insight into what could happen in the next 12 months.

It all depends on Liz lasting until then, so there is a real chance next years fixture might be the Kings Birthday game!

[The Song Formerly Known As 6,479]

that the dude who sells the lamb?

[Deemotivated 550]

Didnt we kick 13 or 14 vs port?? It takes 2 teams to lock down defensively to make a low scoring game that cr@p to watch and the pies were implicit in it.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

The only way second rates journos (aka Robbo) or media types trying to keep their jobs ( aka Keka) is to try to post something sensational or incendiary or at least controversial. Facts or logic have no part in their discussion.

[Moonshadow 17,678]

He's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Ewe'd be wise to ignore him.

[John Crow Batty 8,880]

After a mercurial career at North wasted mostly on driving fast cars, nailing blondes and partying he had not much going for him until he discovered selling mutton. Found his niche as an entertaining big mouth for hire.

Edited June 11, 2014 by america de cali

[beelzebub 23,390]

He's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Ewe'd be wise to ignore him.

boom tish...!!! lol

A bloke that lies on the lam until someone pokes him with a stick.

All ribbing aside, as ewe suggest its wise to give him a WIDE berth .

He's obviously a bone to pick and hes one to often chew the fat but he wont pull the wool over our eyes with his in-ewe-endo's.

As others suggest hes just trying it on , like a good woolly jumper but I think hes got stitched up with the wrong cable !!

well that's all for now. I'm Beelzebub...you know I make sense

[Moonshadow 17,678]

Its worth noting that Slammin Sam started his VFL/AFL career for North Melbourne in 1968... Without having to dig very deep I note that in 1968 The Shinboners kicked 31 points against Richmond in round 6, 32 points against Collingwood in round 11 and in the round 15 game versus Melbourne, the Demons won by two points, 40 to 38. The very next week North managed 39 points against St Kilda. From these statistics I derive that the North Melbourne Football Club, along with Sam Kekovitch, his coaches and his team mates are responsible for the very low number of members that club has in 2014!

It's clear he has lambnesia.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

It's clear he has lambnesia.

Top form Moonie!!

[dazzledavey36 55,534]

Stick your lamb up your ass Sam Cockovich

Edited June 11, 2014 by dazzledavey36

[beelzebub 23,390]

Sam;s just a dag !!! ( go look it up )

[Barney Rubble 1,576]

Sam is a lost soul.

Still eats alone at restaurants.

So he is free to prey on attractive females.

SLEAZE BAG!

[John Crow Batty 8,880]

Sam is a lost soul.

Still eats alone at restaurants.

So he is free to prey on attractive females.

SLEAZE BAG!

The waitresses?

[mauriesy 7,385]

Sam's just a dag !!! ( go look it up )

Sounds like a crutch to me.

[picket fence 17,893]

Question, If Queenie Carks it before next year is the day still valid??

I mean you wouldn't really continue it as a public holiday if she wasn't around would you?

Which means King Charlie takes over. When's his Birthday??

The royalists, historians and constitutional "Guru's" of Demonland might like to shed some light on this question.?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

Well it's not actually Liz's real birthday as I understand it. It is, however, a day of celebration for that event. I presume if Charlie took over the reins (reigns ha ha) it would become King's Birthday!!

[Barney Rubble 1,576]

The waitresses?

Any odd number in a group.

He doesn't waste much time.

[picket fence 17,893]

Well it's not actually Liz's real birthday as I understand it. It is, however, a day of celebration for that event. I presume if Charlie took over the reins (reigns ha ha) it would become King's Birthday!!

So the Monday Holiday of that week becomes perpetual is that correct, Regardless of Death and any other scenario?

What if we became a Republic?

[Arrow 1,257]

To be fair, he never said take the game off Melbourne. He said implement measures so that games like that never get played again- the style as opposed to the game itself.

All things aside, it's not a good article and well done to whoever researched re North low scoring games. Someone needs to tell KB, somehow he's got it in his head that every game prior to 2006 was an amazing shoot out with super key forwards..

There's crap and good games every year, the bloke is literally ruining this game.