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NON-MFC: Round 04

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So annoyed, fell asleep at 3/4 time. Woke up with 2 minutes to go. Missed all the fun.

 

I am a bit sad for Voss - I don’t think he is a good coach but he was inspirational back in his playing days. Carlton can suck it though.

i know Voss will ultimately pay but where were Carltons on-field leaders in the last quarter


My fave non-Dee is being interviewed. Harry Sheezel… 👍🏽

Crows in Adelaide next week for the Blues.

Honestly, does it matter? They could win the next four on the trot, it would just be a temporary remission before an unlucky moment or a game they are entirely outclassed in rips open the mental scars again.

It's hard to say just how much needs to be burned to the ground at Carlton, but it is a lot.

at least they won't have to worry about burning early picks to select andrew walker's kid - they're going to be picking very, very early in 2026 at this rate

 
3 minutes ago, Demon_JB said:

This feels like the Saints game for us last year that was the writing on the wall for Goody. There is no way they can continue on this path. This is the fire starter that should spark change. Bye bye Voss, time to go.

It's a bit too early in the year for an interim coach but I suppose that because they have Simpson in the wings they might think about it.

The game delivered the drama that the media thrives on.

What a pity they don't play Essendon until June 7


A new coach won't help

They've got a very tough run over the next 2 months. Need a miracle

They might get one new-coach-bounce-back win but that will be it

They're either not fit enough or it's between the ears. Or both

3 minutes ago, FarNorthernD said:

I am a bit sad for Voss - I don’t think he is a good coach but he was inspirational back in his playing days. Carlton can suck it though.

Yeah I feel for him too. His leaders let him down again.

Other than that...it's farkn funny to see 😁

2 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

It's a bit too early in the year for an interim coach but I suppose that because they have Simpson in the wings they might think about it.

he's already said that he wouldn't look at carlton for years now as he's been serving as mentor for voss

said on sen during the week that he couldn't do that to him

4 minutes ago, FarNorthernD said:

I am a bit sad for Voss - I don’t think he is a good coach but he was inspirational back in his playing days. Carlton can suck it though.

Same, loved him as a player and Carlton are making him look terrible

Wardlaw 11 tackles almost the difference on his own Will be their skipper one day He is great to watch

No matter who your team is, you just want to see fight and north were manic in the last 5 mins


1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Wardlaw 11 tackles almost the difference on his own Will be their skipper one day He is great to watch

if he stays...

jungle drums were beating when he was struggling with injury, but he's just a talismanic player for them

There are 411 guests viewing TalkingCarlton right now.

I mean, who takes pleasure in another’s teams demise?

pathetic

1 minute ago, deegirl said:

Same, loved him as a player and Carlton are making him look terrible

Just emphasising that great players don’t translate to great or even good coaches

Voss Hird Buckley

3 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

It's a bit too early in the year for an interim coach but I suppose that because they have Simpson in the wings they might think about it.

Why would Simpson want to do it though? It won’t lead to a long term senior gig at Carlton, and it would almost certainly disqualify him as a potential mentor at other clubs.

If I was him I wouldn’t go near it. There’s no upside.


1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

Carlton should have a big enough half-time lead to coast home from here.

Famous last words.

You have to feel sorry for the long suffering Carlton supporters.

Said nobody ever.

Lmao..

Sheezle: “I genuinely had belief we would win at the three quarter time huddle”

Translation: Carlton are [censored] and we were never losing.

 

Carlton 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Voss and the arrogant blues supporters. F@&&k you. Dees remember the 2023 finals when you were soooo cocky. So fu@@)(k you now

16 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

My fave non-Dee is being interviewed. Harry Sheezel… 👍🏽

Oh pass the Cheezels and I'll have a few beers to celebrate with my favourite seeeernack!

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