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2 minutes ago, chookrat said:

I'd prefer we go after his brother Ben and teach him (backman) how to play as a forward.

Is this sarcasm?

 

There is no way I'd entertain a trade for Petracca, and it is hard to see how any trade for Oliver would improve the list.

I'd be floating Lever as trade bait and see if any clubs are seduced by the prospect of resurrecting a former All Australian defender. Fingers crossed they haven't seen him play in the past three years, but apparently he has some (hitherto well hidden) leadership qualities as well.

If we can get Lever's contract off the books, we would be well placed to make a play for McKay, who would clearly be an upgrade on any of our current forwards.

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If the Dees had Harry McKay in 2022 and 2023 I would wager good money that MFC would have Premiership #14 on the mantlepiece now (or #17 if you are a Colin Carterite).

 
1 hour ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Don't think you can compare Ollie Lord and Harry McKay.

Lord has been unable to lock down a spot at Port and the most goals he has kicked in a season is 15 in 2023.

Harry McKay is a prior coleman medal winner and has kicked over 40 goals in a season 3 times and averages just under 2 goals per game for his career. FYI his career goal kicking (not including OOF) is 261.176 (59.7% accuracy).

Would be happy to get Lord on a low cost contract, but McKay is a much more sure thing and Lord could be another list clogger.

Ollie Lord = Sam Weideman 2.0

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

‘Personal issues’ makes me laugh. Who hasn’t got them.

I can think of 10 Demons @Ethan Tremblay.

Bailey Fritsch

Only ever stressed when tackling is mentioned. Emotionally balanced through hair symmetry and low heart rate per goal.

Judd McVee

Quiet assassin vibes. Probably journals, reads stoic philosophy, and tackles you when you least expect it.

Taj

Resolves all life’s tension by being named Woewodin. Already peaked in footy nostalgia.

Andy Moniz-Wakefield

Has five syllables in his name and not a single doubt in his mind about the ‘u’.

Tommy Mac

Meditates on defensive rotations and moonlights as a stoic Roman senator.

Langers

Processes everything through the lens of “team structures.” Once repressed an emotion mid-forward-half turnover.

Jake Lever

Solves stress with intercept marks, pointing, and very detailed family PowerPoint presentations.

Kossi

Too elusive for problems to catch him. Last seen ghosting out of trouble while time itself applauded.

Trac

His problems aren’t personal, they’re brand-aligned. Bench-presses doubt and his only issue is having too many calves and not enough shorts.

Tom Campbell

Played for 14 clubs, dominates February like it’s Grand Final day, then vanishes into folklore.


The first step in addressing our lack of goals is fixing our ball movement. we need to have imprinted structures and decision making to put speed on the ball.

For mine Mckay's best footy has been working up the ground to the wing to provide a bailout marking option. Not as effective inside 50 and a flaky goalkicker.

On 24/06/2025 at 11:22, DistrACTION Jackson said:

If he does want out we would be crazy not to go for him... even though he has had kicking issues he would make us so much more dangerous down forward and allow JVR and Jeffo to take the 2nd/3rd key talls.

We could have McKay, JVR and Jeffo as key talls next year.

Move Petty back with Turner and then the third spot up for grabs between May, Lever and Adams.

I would trade either or both of JVR / Jefferson. However Carlton would not do that deal.

1 hour ago, No. 31 said:

If the Dees had Harry McKay in 2022 and 2023 I would wager good money that MFC would have Premiership #14 on the mantlepiece now (or #17 if you are a Colin Carterite).

Had any of Petty, Brayshaw or Melksham been available in September and / or we’d been slightly more accurate we wouldn’t have needed anyone else to lift both those flags.

 
11 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

So Jamie Elliot isn't a star? Wow wee, golly gosh.

They are all bloody stars because maggots make em look that good.

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