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Basic errors have killed us all game. So disappointing. Handing it to them.

 

4 minutes ago, P-man said:

Wtf was Goodwin thinking not playing Melk last week? Ridiculous.

Goodwin looked after an older players body so he could perform this well today or do you not know what ‘managed’ means?

 

They get the iffy frees, ours have to be totally obvious to be paid.


Lindsay reminds me of Z. Merret I think we have got a gun there

We play some good football then dumb putrid football

A few players work v low footy IQ

8 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Spargo is such a waste of a spot... Let someone else play

That would be Vines from next week


Just now, chook fowler said:

Darcy Gardiner 4. Classic MFC

A 29yo kicking 50% of his entire career goal tally

Definitely classic MFC

3rd 

💔Trac poor. Left handed nothing handball.  Turnover. Goal. Morris. 

👏Melksham kick. To Sparrow. 

👏Oliver Desparate.  Goal kozzzzy 

🤮🤮🤮🤮sharp miss 

💔Lindsay late tackle. goal Gardiner 

💔Windsor and Salem. Mark bailey. 

Dees 50. Spargo 30 out. Pass to Fritsch. Poor pass. [censored]. Goal to lions on rebound 

👏Clarry goal 

Trac. Burst. Through 50. 🤬🤬🤬🤬Spargo 30 out and miss everything!!! Farrrrrk me Spargo is [censored] REALLY FUCCCCHHHN

👏Lindsay to Melksham. 

🤬Turner. Goal Gardiner. 

️Lindsay. Tackle. Disposal. Run. More please 

3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Fist it theough FFS

Got pushed off line mid-air.


3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

We've officially Kent Kingsley'd Darcy Gardiner.

The old Coleman Kent.

Must’ve circled our name on the fixture every year.

🚨 🚨 Kingsley Alert 🚨 🚨

Darcy Gardiner with four goals having only kicked 9 in his career which started in 2014.

We have not been able to shake this 2-goal margin, despite our best efforts.

...and the dreaded final quarter awaits.

Ah well, there are no more quarters after this, so may as well throw everything at them.

We CAN win this. We have threatened, but just lacking some polish and consistency.

(If Darcy kicks one more, I might actually throw up)

 
51 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

His effort at that particular moment was lazy, Picket. Go back to drooling over Jeffo in the VFL

Go back to dribbling your soup down ya front hero!


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