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All I will say is this game should be dead and buried by now. Instead we are leveled with probably the worst team in the last 5 years.

 

So Spargo breaks free

Runs straight at the goal

Just needs to kick straight with a drop punt 😬

️ but instead goes for the dinky kick on the instep

We get a fast break deep off HB then via the wing and everyone runs away from the player under pressure who kicks it shallow into 50 and Melk then gives away the free trying to come back to the drop that he originally lead away from!!

Ad to this ...anytime we go forward = Almost always BLIND PANIC!!

Where do we learn this rubbish

Edited by Demon Dynasty

GREAT GOAL JAYDEN, oh wait!

 

Will Scholfield needs to Faark Off the TV. He’s an absolute %#**

And we are drunk

That's a cracking good kick at goal from Jayden Hunt.

Absolutely terrible from us all round though

 

Useless clowns

Stuff this


Was just going to sat Hunt was having an absolute mare

then, decent banana

Just now, Demon Dynasty said:

So Spargo break free

Runs straight at the goal

Just needs to kick straight with a drop punt 😬

️ but instead goes for the dinky kick on the instep

We get a fast break deep off HB then via the wing and everyone runs away from the player under pressure who kicks it shallow into 50 and Melk then gives away the free trying to come back to the drop that he originally lead away from!!

Where do we learn this rubbish

Um the COACH!☠️


 

LOL

What has happened to the new gameplan

Just now, Satan said:

Last 10 mins

WTF is our team thinking? WTF are our coaching team thinking?


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