Q: How many Demonlanders does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it’s ‘lightbulb’ or ‘light bulb’.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.

5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is ‘lamp.’

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that ‘light bulb’ is perfectly correct.

49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs

44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

7 to post ‘Following’ but there’s 3 dots at the top right that means you don’t have to.

15 to say “can’t share”

2 to reply “can’t share just copy paste”

36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and use their own light bulbs.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said “f÷×$”

4 to say “Didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”.

13 to say “Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs.”

3 Admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk.

Then somebody says they’re leaving group, and someone says this isn’t an airport, no need to announce your departure.

I couldn't😁 have put it better

encapsulates the crazy diversity on here! Come on you all know which group you belong to

well done demonstone

Gee I think I might be in a few of these categories🤪

Myself also Picket depending on the mood

 

21 minutes ago, Kent said:

well done demonstone

Thank you.  I think it's one of my better cut and pastes.

When does the footy start?

3 say it is behind the paywall so could someone please describe the article

11 chastised for calling it lite bowls

3 state that it is an indictment of the last 10 boards that we are still using bulbs

2 call for the sacking of football department saying we should never have picked L Bulbs in the first

1 mentions.... and the use of.....and talks about the private live of....and the whole flamming thread disappears (what happened)

1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

When does the footy start?

Spot on NC. And it's the only time of the year that nothing happens in the AFL world. 

Light bulbs are woke!

1 Post Modern Historian to tell us light bulbs are a European construct and therefore responsible for the evils of colonialism and that the PM should make a public apology for the use of light bulbs.

i've always preferred heavy bulbs, kept in a hessian bag over winter.

light bulbs are for wimps

3 to shout down anyone who calls the light bulb names

1 to have a glass of shiraz in left hand whilst changing the bulb with the other hand

5 to call the light bulb fat

8 to yell at the light bulb "don't read the thread if you don't like it!"

28 to claim that the light bulb 'isn't the right guy', and that the world really is flat

19 to call the light bulb woke, antifa, lefty, socialist or greeny because the bulb is LED

6 that want Jesse Hogan to return and change the bulb

Edited December 30, 20232 yr by Stiff Arm

Was Goody really the right person to change the light bulb?

39 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

28 to claim that the light bulb 'isn't the right guy', and that the world really is flat

I recently joined the Flat Earth Friends group on Facebook, and I’ve never seen such a busy group in all my years of Facebook use! I’m positive that the vast majority are there to extract the urine, or for the laughs (I sure as hell am), of which there are plenty. You’ll encounter some of the best creative writing you’re likely to read, coupled with ideas and comments that are both pure genius and so astoundingly stupid at the same time, they’ll have you pulling your hair out by the roots… as Molly would say, “Do yourselves a favour…”.

But be warned, if you join the page, it will overrun your feed like an out of control Lantana infestation… but still, I cannot recommend it highly enough regardless!!

Edited December 30, 20232 yr by hardtack

12 Harry Hindsights saying they picked this would happen. They knew all along that the light bulb needed changing even if it looked like it was on.

4 hours ago, Demonstone said:

 

Q: How many Demonlanders does it take to change a light bulb ?

 

Brilliant. @Demonstone, your best work yet, methinks (sheepish self-identification notwithstanding).
 

 

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

i've always preferred heavy bulbs, kept in a hessian bag over winter.

light bulbs are for wimps

I've grown accustomed to the bulbous state: eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow, we diet.

Lucky this enjoyable thread, and the equally enjoyable contributions it triggered, arrived before the end of 2023.

It would have set a very high bar for 2024 honours.

i’m offended. my brother stepped on a broken light bulb when he was 8 and died from sepsis from the infection. 

very insensitive 

delete thread immediately 

news.com to post article “Forum to be cancelled due to ‘disgusting’ insensitive comments”

😂😂

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i've always preferred heavy bulbs, kept in a hessian bag over winter.

light bulbs are for wimps

How bitter yet optimistic of you.

I person to call for transparency and accountability in the selection of light-bulb-changers.

At least one questioning the whole premise, another one asking what the hell is that about, a face slapper, and the obligatory you are the only one, must be a new comer. 

If we don't change the way we produce electricity, the bulb problem doesn't matter. I think the real question is, how many Demon Landers does it take to change energy production? Otherwise, turning them on will lead to getting turned off, and the associated trauma.

It takes a Village, with people from every side of the spectrum.

Edited December 30, 20232 yr by kev martin

Everyone to incorrectly start a sentence with a number 

How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

10 hours ago, Demonstone said:

Q: How many Demonlanders does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it’s ‘lightbulb’ or ‘light bulb’.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.

5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is ‘lamp.’

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that ‘light bulb’ is perfectly correct.

49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs

44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

7 to post ‘Following’ but there’s 3 dots at the top right that means you don’t have to.

15 to say “can’t share”

2 to reply “can’t share just copy paste”

36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and use their own light bulbs.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said “f÷×$”

4 to say “Didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”.

13 to say “Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs.”

3 Admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk.

Then somebody says they’re leaving group, and someone says this isn’t an airport, no need to announce your departure.

IMO, there is no light fixture at all…