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Negative Posting Apology Thread

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in Melbourne Demons

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I apologise to Melksham for hiding in the bathroom for his kick on goal.

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    10 hours ago, jane02 said:

    I apologise to my husband who is sick in bed with the flu. I screamed so loudly and ran around the house like an [censored]. Of course I woke him up. Sorry but not sorry 😀

    Whatevs. He shouldn't have been sleeping.

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    10 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    I apologize to my husband also, who I cursed for what I thought was a loss. But the man delivered again. 

    As long as the door was closed and children not in ear shot

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    7 hours ago, Pennant St Dee said:

    8 (hopefully 10/11 if needed) games to go, so he must go to all remaining games

    Unfortunately it’s very difficult when you have kids. 
    But I shall drag him to as many as I can. 
    He was the only one who said we could still win it in the last and I was so mad at him 😂

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    2 hours ago, DubDee said:

    I apologise for nuthin

    Love means never having to say you're sorry

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    39 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Unfortunately it’s very difficult when you have kids. 
    But I shall drag him to as many as I can. 
    He was the only one who said we could still win it in the last and I was so mad at him 😂

    Yes I get the kids thing, remember those days. Enjoy it before you know it they’re older teenagers who you hardly ever see 

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    Australians are very good at apologising. They do it non stop 24/7.  I think it was Kevin Rudd who started it all when he was briefly PM.

    Never lost faith in MFC. I was only critical of their dreadful innacuracy and sacrificing a home game (and 4 points)  to GWS. Still could cost us by R24 . Smith and Melks are playing in agood side which helps with their form. They stay.

    Can win the flag if Oliver and Fritsch recover in time.6

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    11 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

    I apologize the the random guy in front of me at the game whom I hugged after the siren...

    I have a feeling this could have been me....M51?

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    1 hour ago, ucanchoose said:

    I turned off when we were down 28. I apologise 

    Which time?

    It will get overlooked I reckon, but iirc they had a 28 point lead, we scored a goal to make it 22, then they scored again to tak it back out again.

    We scored once more in the third, but daniher got the first of the last to make it a 26 point lead again.

    That's impressive. Normally when teams run down say a five goal deficit the margin doesn't yo yo.

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    2 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

    Australians are very good at apologising. They do it non stop 24/7.  I think it was Kevin Rudd who started it all when he was briefly PM.

    Never lost faith in MFC. I was only critical of their dreadful innacuracy and sacrificing a home game (and 4 points)  to GWS. Still could cost us by R24 . Smith and Melks are playing in agood side which helps with their form. They stay.

    Can win the flag if Oliver and Fritsch recover in time.6

    Is that how you normally do apologies?

    Sorry. Not sorry.

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    I apologize to all the people I abused online and otherwise*. I really really didn’t think we’d get up like that. Unbelievable effort.

    *Except Zorko the worthless slug

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    Came on here to see if the facepalm posters to my 3/4 time post that "we could still win this game" had the courage to put their hand up - but sadly they haven't. But there is plenty of time yet ......

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    5 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

    Australians are very good at apologising. They do it non stop 24/7.  I think it was Kevin Rudd who started it all when he was briefly PM.

    Never lost faith in MFC. I was only critical of their dreadful innacuracy and sacrificing a home game (and 4 points)  to GWS. Still could cost us by R24 . Smith and Melks are playing in agood side which helps with their form. They stay.

    Can win the flag if Oliver and Fritsch recover in time.6

    what does KR have to do with anything? leave it out

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    Apologies to my son who I told not to swear whilst I continued to swear throughout the game. He even stuck up for me when a Bris fan had a crack before the almighty comeback 

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    Mia culpa - when Melksham took that flyer on the wind (>>  Kozzie running goal) I posted that he hadn't been sighted since his mis kicks in the first quarter.

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    23 hours ago, jane02 said:

    I apologise to my husband who is sick in bed with the flu. I screamed so loudly and ran around the house like an [censored]. Of course I woke him up. Sorry but not sorry 😀

    Woke my whole family in Rd 23 in 2021 running around the house like a lunatic. 

    My wife thought the house was being burgled. 

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    I only internally scream watching games on the TV. 

    And I am a Melksham apologist so I am glad he did that.

    Makes me smug.

    And I like that…

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    12 hours ago, Jontee said:

    I apologise to Melksham for hiding in the bathroom for his kick on goal.

    My scarf was wrapped over my eyes, dropped it only when the roar started up 

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    Apologies to the Brissy supporter who was having a meltdown and I asked him is there anything I can do to help. I think it was the straw that broke him.

    (A verbal is close to a posting)

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