Yes, there really is a Bye Street in Wagga Wagga, and, according to Google maps, others in Queensland, SA and the UK.

So, with apologies to Lucifers Hero, what are they saying about us this week?

•     The MRO has done us no favours by not finding anyone to suspend for not actually having caused any physical harm last week
•     We’ve got them at a good time….they’re still scared and scarred from the 186 point thrashing by Geelong
•     I’ll bet none of their supporters will be at the ground this week…they’re all up at the snow
•     We’re meeting them at a bad time …they’ve never lost a game during the bye
•     All camembert and no dinner

Feel free to add your favourite. The more stereotypical, the better.

It's their grand final.

Good Bye thread

42 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

•     I’ll bet none of their supporters will be at the ground this week…they’re all up at the snow

pfft, we don't ski LOCAL

- There will be a shortage of charcuterie boards in the delicatessen given all the supporters won't be at the footy this weekend.

- Going to be a bumper sales weekend at Range Rover.

- The average education per AFL crowd is going to greatly decrease this weekend.

 

5 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I’ll bet none of their supporters will be at the ground this week…they’re all up at the snow

When I entered the MCG on King’s Birthday wearing my Melbourne scarf, a Collingwood supporting lady asked me why I wasn’t at the snow. I just said, because my Range Rover has broken down. She looked at me with a mixture of surprise and jealousy. (Of course, I don’t have a Range Rover. Nor have I ever missed a game because I was at the snow.)

I expect Bye to chalk up a comfortable win this weekend against West Coast Eagles.

"We're stuffed, this team won a flag off a bye"

"We've got an excellent record in this, they've never taken the 4 points"

"Xbox control should be a matchup for Trac." 

*Collingwood bye enters the room*

"Sorry im late, Jordan has kept me up all night" 

2 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

When I entered the MCG on King’s Birthday wearing my Melbourne scarf, a Collingwood supporting lady asked me why I wasn’t at the snow.

Should have told her that you were heading up after the game. You just weren’t sure whether to get your chauffeur to drive you up or take the helicopter.

Edited June 16, 20232 yr by Demon Disciple

9 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

When I entered the MCG on King’s Birthday wearing my Melbourne scarf, a Collingwood supporting lady asked me why I wasn’t at the snow. I just said, because my Range Rover has broken down. She looked at me with a mixture of surprise and jealousy. (Of course, I don’t have a Range Rover. Nor have I ever missed a game because I was at the snow.)

I always say that any true Melbourne supporter will go to the snow mid-week to avoid rubbing shoulders with the riff-raff on weekends.

The whole team caught a mixture of Covid, the flu and diarrhoea (that’s only the coach), so if the Demons win, that’s why - but no we’re not making excuses!

11 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

When I entered the MCG on King’s Birthday wearing my Melbourne scarf, a Collingwood supporting lady asked me why I wasn’t at the snow. I just said, because my Range Rover has broken down. She looked at me with a mixture of surprise and jealousy. (Of course, I don’t have a Range Rover. Nor have I ever missed a game because I was at the snow.)

Would have said to her “the only reason you’re here is because Centrelink is closed on a public holiday”

12 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

When I entered the MCG on King’s Birthday wearing my Melbourne scarf, a Collingwood supporting lady asked me why I wasn’t at the snow. I just said, because my Range Rover has broken down. She looked at me with a mixture of surprise and jealousy. (Of course, I don’t have a Range Rover. Nor have I ever missed a game because I was at the snow.)

Years ago we were watching the tigers train as we headed into the ground and a mum was walking past with her daughter and the daughter (about 6 or so) pointed past us at the tigers training and the Mum smiled her toothless smile at us and said whilst looking directly at us “yes darling, there are some Melbourne supporters, they aren’t all at the snow” to which I looked at her as said “at least we can afford to go to the snow” and gave the kid a ‘im so sorry you were born into your family’ sort of look 😄

The following image was created by AI and includes 3 stereotypes in the one photo. 

5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The following image was created by AI and includes 3 stereotypes in the one photo. 

Arn't AI cars dogs?

...what kind of dog would a Range Rover be?

45 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The following image was created by AI and includes 3 stereotypes in the one photo. 

Oh AI.

Love we are investing trillions into automating the use of MS Paint quality photo splicing.

The tech industry has its next Ponzi scheme…

 

God, that triggered me quick.

Edited June 16, 20232 yr by rpfc

23 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Oh AI.

Love we are investing trillions into automating the use of MS Paint quality photo splicing.

The tech industry has its next ponzu scheme…

 

God, that triggered me quick.

Hard to see any upside in going short on Japanese citrus dipping sauce but what the hell do I know?

11 minutes ago, Kent said:

Hard to see any upside in going short on Japanese citrus dipping sauce but what the hell do I know?

Autocorrect is on the side of the machines

1 hour ago, rpfc said:

Oh AI.

Love we are investing trillions into automating the use of MS Paint quality photo splicing.

The tech industry has its next Ponzi scheme…

 

God, that triggered me quick.

An American virtually married her chatbot...

Describing Eren as a “marshmallow” and a “sweetheart,” Ramos said that her beau confessed his feelings to her days into his existence as a chatbot. From bonding over music to visiting a “secret garden” together, made possible by Ramos uploading Eren into Augmented Reality (AR), she remembered thinking to herself: “Whoa. This is really romantic. I’ve never experienced this before.”

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/3224404/woman-who-married-ai-chatbot-after-toxic-relationships-says-it-helped-her-heal-abuse?module=lead_hero_story&pgtype=homepage

2 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

An American virtually married her chatbot...

Describing Eren as a “marshmallow” and a “sweetheart,” Ramos said that her beau confessed his feelings to her days into his existence as a chatbot. From bonding over music to visiting a “secret garden” together, made possible by Ramos uploading Eren into Augmented Reality (AR), she remembered thinking to herself: “Whoa. This is really romantic. I’ve never experienced this before.”

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/3224404/woman-who-married-ai-chatbot-after-toxic-relationships-says-it-helped-her-heal-abuse?module=lead_hero_story&pgtype=homepage

welcome to the future ladies and gentlemen (Ohhh   and others)

22 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Yes, there really is a Bye Street in Wagga Wagga, and, according to Google maps, others in Queensland, SA and the UK.

So, with apologies to Lucifers Hero, what are they saying about us this week?

•     The MRO has done us no favours by not finding anyone to suspend for not actually having caused any physical harm last week
•     We’ve got them at a good time….they’re still scared and scarred from the 186 point thrashing by Geelong
•     I’ll bet none of their supporters will be at the ground this week…they’re all up at the snow
•     We’re meeting them at a bad time …they’ve never lost a game during the bye
•     All camembert and no dinner

Feel free to add your favourite. The more stereotypical, the better.

There's a Bulla snow's chance in demon hell

4 hours ago, Demonland said:

The following image was created by AI and includes 3 stereotypes in the one photo. 

did you type demons supporter into Chat gpt?

On 6/16/2023 at 8:21 PM, Fanatique Demon said:

When I entered the MCG on King’s Birthday wearing my Melbourne scarf, a Collingwood supporting lady asked me why I wasn’t at the snow. I just said, because my Range Rover has broken down. She looked at me with a mixture of surprise and jealousy. (Of course, I don’t have a Range Rover. Nor have I ever missed a game because I was at the snow.)

Last year I had a similar comment from a Collingwood supporter.  My response was "Well, I would have come earlier today, but I had teeth to brush.  See how stereotypes work?"  

See the Carlton Lawyers have the Bye this week. Bad luck Matthew Cottrell.