Melb-A-Toast

Collingwood supporters will boo that comment!

So we can confirm that there is nothing Noble about Collingwood?

This is just piscine in the wind

The rest of the world might disagree

This dated quickly....

5 out of 100 is 5%. 0.05% is 5 out of 10,000

There's a Bulla snow's chance in demon hell

Clayton Oliver amazes me. I have never seen anyone who contests the ground ball like him. He has a will to win that drives him to continually harass to get the ball, even when it looks like the opposition is going to win. Once he gets it - for a literal microsecond- it is handballed to a teammate before the opposition can react. I have seen some very good players who scrap, but none to the level of Clayton.

Absolutely. I don't understand the gripe against Spargo. He is quick in the first 5 metres, has great vision and decision-making. Plays his role defensively harassing and tackling. He was struggling for form in 2019 and 2020, but since then has been very good!

Nice. Runner Round and Looker Round are options too

Welcome bluey!

Yes

How about Petit-four ward?

Confidence and accuracy in the front half was missing in 22. This is an old school approach to gaining improvement but it has been an issue for a while. Perhaps move Salem or Bowey forward might help address this aspect. Is van Rooyen an accurate kick? TMac, BB and Fitsch are good set shots though can be wayward in running play. It would be nice if Petracca, Oliver and ANB can improve their goal kicking. Their mentality must influence their accuracy in front of goals as their field kicking is much better. Spargo's kicking must be in the elite category even though he is not a long kick. Pickett's kicking is mainly good too. Just want Spargo and Pickett to get it more times in a game...

Salem is a certainty