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Just came in to make sure everyone is panicking.

Carry on!

 

7 news - apparently Brayshaw is cooked too 

 

Well I’ve read all I needed to. Remove Gawn from the banner and add Jake spencer via ssp. And if brayshaw is reportedly cooked let’s see if Dom Tyson is available too. 

19 minutes ago, spalding said:

7 news - apparently Brayshaw is cooked too 

??


Gone for scans too

mfcss rampant for many

Scans sounds a lot better than carried off on a stretcher.

"Treatment for Angus Brayshaw on an existing injury" was all that was mentioned

Didn't specify scans etc

 

 
35 minutes ago, spalding said:

7 news - apparently Brayshaw is cooked too 

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a hammy strain for Gawn is clearly bad news given his age and importance to the side. the next block of preseason 4-5 is arguably the most important so let’s hope it is very minor. 

with Schache pretty much our only real option after Grundy, and a poor one at that, we need a bit of luck with injuries in the ruck department 


Murphy's law of Demonland: Anything and everything that can be panicked about will be panicked about.

23 hours ago, DubDee said:

a hammy strain for Gawn is clearly bad news given his age and importance to the side. the next block of preseason 4-5 is arguably the most important so let’s hope it is very minor. 

with Schache pretty much our only real option after Grundy, and a poor one at that, we need a bit of luck with injuries in the ruck department 

Settle down, it’s a hammy not an amputation.  He would miss 3 weeks if they were playing but will more than likely be back running in a week 


On 1/20/2023 at 3:28 PM, daisycutter said:

my understanding is hamstring injury time is related to age of player and size of hamstring.

given it's maxxy (whose hamstring is longer than my whole body) this could take years to heal 🥵

I had a pimple once and it took years to heal..

12 hours ago, Demons11 said:

Settle down, it’s a hammy not an amputation.  He would miss 3 weeks if they were playing but will more than likely be back running in a week 

Doubt he will be running in a week, maybe a light jog or walk.

Agree though, hamstring awareness would usually just require an easing off and short term modifications to training.

In the old days of no hydration, they would be told to run it off and probably tear the hamstring. Sports science has come a long way over the years.

On 1/20/2023 at 2:47 AM, The end is nigh said:

Well I’ve read all I needed to. Remove Gawn from the banner and add Jake spencer via ssp. And if brayshaw is reportedly cooked let’s see if Dom Tyson is available too. 

I was going to bring in Strawbs and resurrect John Lord... for the next game.

Edited by David-Demon

2 hours ago, David-Demon said:

I was going to bring in Strawbs and resurrect John Lord... for the next game.

Oh Lord...


3 hours ago, Tarax Club said:

Oh Lord...

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On 1/21/2023 at 6:34 PM, Demons11 said:

Settle down, it’s a hammy not an amputation.  He would miss 3 weeks if they were playing but will more than likely be back running in a week 

he’ll be back running in a week? thanks mate 

thats a relief 

22 hours ago, David-Demon said:

I was going to bring in Strawbs and resurrect John Lord... for the next game.

John Lord for me.  Ye olde Number 4 could also take grabs down forward and slot a few goals. He could also bring it to ground for Barassi, Ridley and Adams-all renowned goal kickers. Hassa would also be lurking close by!

 
38 minutes ago, Demons3031 said:

John Lord for me.  Ye olde Number 4 could also take grabs down forward and slot a few goals. He could also bring it to ground for Barassi, Ridley and Adams-all renowned goal kickers. Hassa would also be lurking close by!

Hassa and those Grass cutters.

18 hours ago, picket fence said:

RockAndRollPicsAndThings | Deep purple, Jon lord, British musicians

Picket as Black Night changes to day and Smoke on the Water clears as you travel to Casey Fields, Highway Star pumping on the 8 track, beware of Space Truckin' as any Speed King may get you a ticket.

 ps. Can we confirm if Max will be hummin' or hamstrung?

Edited by Tarax Club


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