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This should be a ripper. Our boys fire up against the cats. I would imagine the cats have set themselves for a big game too.

Predicting Viney to have a huge game.

 

We usually save our best for other contenders.  Here's hoping that continues tonight.

Dees by 27. 

BBB and Fritsch to combine for 8 goals. 

Oliver BOG with 35 and a goal. 


Ben Brown needs to play a big one and clunk a few.

Harry Petty has a big job on Cameron as well.

Dees by 17 points.

Edited by Jibroni

Defeated them 3 times last year. We have their measure 

Stengle has been a great pick-up though. We'll have to keep an eye on him 

Beating them again in taxpayer park will be most satisfying

Dees by 25 points

 

Car fuelled and chips on hand. Hopefully scarf out of the window on the way back.

Corporate box tonight at the Presidents Dinner, dress code = Melbourne Demons Tie from the late 90's adorning my suit.


2 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

Corporate box tonight at the Presidents Dinner, dress code = Melbourne Demons Tie from the late 90's adorning my suit.

Retro round!! 
Pfft corporate box… president’s dinner. Who needs it. If we rock up in retro gear we get retro lollies! 
I asked one of our esteemed leaders if this counts as retro…

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Her response…


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Only one?! Forget the coconut, that’s just rough. see what I did there?

update: I told her she can stick her ONE coconut rough where it…never mind. 
I told her ima byo retro candy…

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She said Enjoy walking home from Geelong tonight. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar
Forgot to insert pics coz pre-coffee

Based on The AGE, AFL and some Fox tipsters we are the underdogs.

We'll show 'em!

Dees by 3-5 goals.

1 hour ago, BDA said:

Defeated them 3 times last year. We have their measure 

Stengle has been a great pick-up though. We'll have to keep an eye on him 

Beating them again in taxpayer park will be most satisfying

Dees by 25 points

They have trounced us in that one BDA. They have millions and we have.........

 Not a great day to get Covid and the worlds worst headache 


5 minutes ago, SPC said:

 Not a great day to get Covid and the worlds worst headache 

A good old-fashioned thumping of the cats tonight might go some way to making you feel better, SPC!

Us by Lots n Lots

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙
 

PS: drink water, and lots of. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar
Forgot to give motherly advice

Win this and the three-game losing streak is forgotten.

They say being nervous and excited are the same emotion.

I'm excited!

 

Edited by dee-tox

I don't believe my actions can have any bearing on how the dees perform.

Which is why I'm not worried posting this picture will in anyway jinx our chances tonight.

Not worried at all. Not even a bit.

Seemed the appropriate day to post it. It takes pride of place in my tv room and is the first thing I see when I walk in (we converted the garage into a sound proof TV room with huge TV etc etc - perfect because I can watch footy and not annoy the family or neighbours!).

Thanks @Webber for the brilliant, beautiful art work. It looks amazing 

And thanks @joeboy for the stunning framing.

Love it

Edited by binman


The weather should really even the contest up.

Hope Viney plays like last week and Clarry gets 45 & 2 around the carnage

Coming off a tough contest against adelaide compared to geelong's training run against north will give us the edge. 

We love using the wings but will need to straighten up on a narrow ground fit for junior football only. Win at the centre and win the game. Brown to snag 5. 

 

I could go a coconut rough right now.

Go dees.

The felines might come out of the blocks quicker than us, but we will wrest the ascendency by half time, and play the game on our terms after the break.  Another one of those games where, despite a close(ish) score line for much of the game, we will not be seriously challenged. Dees by around 5 goals.

Edited by Deeoldfart
Typo


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