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Who could ever forget last year’s Preliminary Final?

THE TEAMS

MELBOURNE

B: C. Salem 3 S. May 1 J. Lever 8

HB: J. Bowey 17 H. Petty 35 T. Rivers 24 

C:  T. Sparrow 32 C. Petracca  5 E. Langdon 15

HF: B. Fritsch 31 T. McDonald 25 J. Viney 7 

F: A. Neal-Bullen 30 B. Brown 50 C. Spargo 9

Foll: M. Gawn 11 C. Oliver 13 A. Brayshaw 10

I/C: J. Harmes 4 M. Hibberd 14 L. Jackson 6 K. Pickett 36 

Sub: J. Jordon 23 Emerg: K. Chandler 37 N. Jones 2 J. Melksham 18

IN: M. Hibberd 

OUT: J. Smith (hamstring)


GEELONG

B: J. Henry 38 L. Henderson 25 Z. Tuohy 2
HB: J. Kolodjashnij  8 M. Blicavs 46 J. Bews 24
C:  M. Duncan 22 C. Guthrie 29 I. Smith 7
HF:  E. Ratugolea 17 J. Cameron 5 G. Rohan 23
F: S. Menegola 27 T. Hawkins 6 G. Miers 32
Foll: R. Stanley 1 J. Selwood 14 P. Dangerfield 35 
I/C: T. Atkins 30 B. Close 45 Z. Guthrie 39 M. Holmes 9
Sub: S. Higgins 4 Emerg: L. Dahlhaus 40 D. Fort 28 S. Higgins 4 Q. Narkle 19

IN: S. Higgins

OUT: B. Parfitt (hamstring)

 
 

And for more good measure round 4, 2021 when we beat them 12.13.85 vs 9.6.60. 

 

 

Had we kicked straight it would have been another mauling.

Edited by Lucifers Hero


2 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

ENJOY!!

 

 

Special mention early in the 3rd when duckwood gives away a 50 against Langdon and absolutely sooks it up !

“He dived !!!! He f$&@&$en dived!!!” 😂

Then gawny follows up with the goal from outside 50

34 minutes ago, Delusional demon 82 said:

Special mention early in the 3rd when duckwood gives away a 50 against Langdon and absolutely sooks it up !

“He dived !!!! He f$&@&$en dived!!!” 😂

Then gawny follows up with the goal from outside 50

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I love it, especially because even the waterboy is laughing at him!

 

Max's third quarter is my highlight of the year after the gf. He just set it alight & I loved his tackling pressure to. 

That was just awesome & I don't care how sick they were.

42 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

They had a tummy bug, remember?

The Janitor at Optus Stadium would have had their hands full cleaning up those toilet bowls before, during and after proceedings then.

2 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

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I love it, especially because even the waterboy is laughing at him!

That is fantastic, I hadn't noticed that before!  Also Langdon's glee is absolutely priceless.

1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

They had a tummy bug, remember?

I saw a headline recently where Jed Bews was putting the cats mystery illness down to something they caught in the resort spa …. “ I think the spa got us ….” 😂

https://www.codesports.com.au/afl/geelong/geelong-poised-to-overcome-lingering-pain-of-last-years-83point-preliminary-final-defeat-to-melbourne/news-story/9fdd557b12b3fbed77dafcf16ed5a9e9

nah mate… big Maxy got you ! 

Edited by Delusional demon 82

Love how the cats “haven’t used the ‘illness’ as an excuse” while using it as an excuse. 

They deserve to have a long losing run against us.


PF last year was one of my all time favourite games. Smacking Geelong, given the history of being on the other end, Max going bananas kicking 5 and being in a relaxed state knowing we would be in a GF Midway through the 3rd qtr where all foreign concepts to me. I loved it

A very enjoyable and stress free game. We completely pantsed those arrogant knobheads. 

3 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

They had a tummy bug, remember?

Sucks being Geelong, they get a tummy bug every September!

2 hours ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

The Janitor at Optus Stadium would have had their hands full cleaning up those toilet bowls before, during and after proceedings then.

Well they certainly [censored] themselves 💩😆


1 hour ago, Bates Mate said:

PF last year was one of my all time favourite games. Smacking Geelong, given the history of being on the other end, Max going bananas kicking 5 and being in a relaxed state knowing we would be in a GF Midway through the 3rd qtr where all foreign concepts to me. I loved it

Ending the game with 5 AA's on the bench just rubbed salt into the wound. Like an NBA side resting their starters once the game is won.

4 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

They had a tummy bug, remember?

but they're "not using that as an excuse"

The prelim gets forgotten a bit because of the glory of the granny but it was our best win in 57 years for a week. 

 

 

If 90% of the game is played above the shoulders...

GFC sports psychologist has still got her/his work cut out!

Mrw GIF

Edited by Tarax Club
t'was a great time to be alive

9 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

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I love it, especially because even the waterboy is laughing at him!

Priceless. Thanks for sharing. A photo worthy of a thousand memes.


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