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CHANGES: Rd 07 vs Hawthorn

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59 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sauce?

Can I go for the boring one and say tomato?

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I've heard there's no further cases than those reported. Stiff on SOS, who would have been in line for a debut. 

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38 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

Aaron Davey for Kozy, Jeff White for Jackson, Yze for Sparrow. I hope Cam Bruce is ready to switch sides, if Fritta is out. 

no room for morton?

 
37 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Helpful that Langdon plays the whole game on the southern wing side. Will make it easier for Yze to communicate with the bench.

even better, just get langdon to play both wings.....i'm sure he could manage it

19 minutes ago, Dannyz said:

I've heard there's no further cases than those reported. Stiff on SOS, who would have been in line for a debut. 

Is he out with concussion?


While everyone is acting like Nervous Nellie waiting for the next imaginary Covid19 test result, the Hawks have some injury concerns of their own to worry about.

CJ Jiath, Mitch Lewis and McEvoy all pretty important players for the Dorks.

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

no room for morton?

Neita to pull the boots back on if this keeps up!

30 minutes ago, Dannyz said:

I've heard there's no further cases than those reported. Stiff on SOS, who would have been in line for a debut. 

I would have thought Sauce Baker would be ahead of him - BOG for Casey against the Toiges

 

Not worried about our outs as they are not in the same 'line' on the field.  We can cover our 2nd ruck, rotating mid and small forward without upsetting the synergy of the team.

If we get more cases the risk is if they are concentrated in one part of the ground it starts to upset our synergy, ball movement and defensive patterns. 

Even then if everyone brings effort and attitude we will get the job done.

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3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

I would have thought Sauce Baker would be ahead of him

Sauce?


9 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

I would have thought Sauce Baker would be ahead of him - BOG for Casey against the Toiges

 

6 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Sauce?

Presumably not a fan of the supergroup Cream. Anyone who remembers that band would automatically call Oskar Baker "Ginger" rather than "Sauce".

22 minutes ago, Pink Freud said:

While everyone is acting like Nervous Nellie waiting for the next imaginary Covid19 test result, the Hawks have some injury concerns of their own to worry about.

CJ Jiath, Mitch Lewis and McEvoy all pretty important players for the Dorks.

Casey v Box Hill at this stage...

8 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

No way does Majak play. It's going to be bucketing down raining. They'll go for the extra small whether that's Melksham or Chandler.

I watched Melksham very closely last week Dazzle and his intensity was there definately! I would not be at all surprised to see him in the team at all!

1 hour ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Well can we just say....there are known knowns and there are unknown knowns and there are known unknowns.

The real problem are the ‘unknown unknowns.’

They’re the ones that get you.


From another sauce I've heard another 3 with testing positive with more still to occur. Crikey there could be 8 or 9 changes by start time. Don't need to say not great preparation however cometh the hour cometh the man. Hope none of our "Superstars" are affected. 

Perfect football weather:  Wind and rain in the morning.  Sunny afternoon.  Light winds in the evening.

MCG surface will be dry as a bone by the time the game starts.

 

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Source:  Bureau of Meteorology

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9 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Perfect football weather:  Wind and rain in the morning.  Sunny afternoon.  Light winds in the evening.

MCG surface will be dry as a bone by the time the game starts.

 

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Brings T Mac back into contention but I'm starting to warm a little for Melksham

9 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

It would be unlikely Toby Bedford avoids infection with his 2 housemates positive 

Not sure about that. I know of 3 cases (friends) where co-habitants have not been infected.


6 minutes ago, M_9 said:

Not sure about that. I know of 3 cases (friends) where co-habitants have not been infected.

Same. I know spouses who share a bed where one got Covid and the other didn’t. 
 

11 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Brings T Mac back into contention but I'm starting to warm a little for Melksham

If Tom doesn't get a guernsey this week he may as well apply for the Giants coaching job.

He probably needs to kick five and hit Weid lace out on the chest( he'll spill them ) to hold his spot

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8 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Could I ask people who want to post rumours about supposed Covid19 cases to state the source of the basis of the claims made.

Here, here … 

3 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Could I ask people who want to post rumours about supposed Covid19 cases to state the source of the basis of the claims made.

I've heard Fauci created covid in a lab when on a secondment in China.

Source: too many to mention, but they include Marjorie Taylor Greene  Tucker Carlson, Elon Musk and the New York Post


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