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Congratulations Jess and Max, Father and son in the future.

 
1 hour ago, Wrecker46 said:

I can't believe the middle name is Oliver. Big Max is living and breeding a culture. Congratulations to he and his wife.

Can you imagine the convo with Jess

jess  “Max I need to know you are not naming our child after Clayton”

Max “ oh, yeah, gee I hadn’t even thought of that. Just really like the name Oliver. It’s a top 10 name these days, so I am not alone” 

jess “ok, fair enough. Just as long as you promise me” 

Max conference call to the boys “boys, I got it approved. Junior Clarry her we come!”

 

 

 
41 minutes ago, 1964_2 said:

Can you imagine the convo with Jess

jess  “Max I need to know you are not naming our child after Clayton”

Max “ oh, yeah, gee I hadn’t even thought of that. Just really like the name Oliver. It’s a top 10 name these days, so I am not alone” 

jess “ok, fair enough. Just as long as you promise me” 

Max conference call to the boys “boys, I got it approved. Junior Clarry her we come!”

 

 

I hear George Petracca Gawn was Max's second choice 


20 minutes ago, FritschyBusiness said:

I hear George Petracca Gawn was Max's second choice 

Looks like it’s George Clarrie Gawn

2 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

It's a given that the middle name is named after one of our modern greats. But who is George? Who is the most famous George associated with the MFC?

I've just remembered George On The Outer. Clubhouse leader as our most famous George (apart from George Gawn, of course).

 
4 hours ago, Demonland said:

Welcome to world our 2039 Father/Son nomination George Oliver Gawn

 

Could have been named ...

CLAYTON OLIVER GAWN🤩


1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

It's a given that the middle name is named after one of our modern greats. But who is George? Who is the most famous George associated with the MFC?

George Bickford was a champion centre player in the early fifties.

He’s gonna be a heartbreaker 

6 minutes ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

George Bickford was a champion centre player in the early fifties.

His son Stephen also played for Melbourne and later served on the Board.

Congratulations Max and Jess on the birth of your son George Oliver Gawn.

I was thinking Oliver Petracca Gawn as my name pick. Two out of three.
Oh well….😁

2021. What a year for Max and family

 

Edited by Deevout
Apple and me

Oliver Clayton Gawn may have been under consideration as well🤩


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

pity first name wasn't beginning with an 'M'.........then it would have been MCG

doh, must have had a dipstick moment.........had it my mind it was clarrie for middle name.......lol

Really great news! All the best to Max, Jess and George!


25 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

What a big 5 weeks for max and his family. Congrats to all & it's nice to see a child born with a normal name

And can be spelt only one way  :)

Chattanooga Choo Choo Gawn?

Now I'm being silly!🙃

2 hours ago, Satan said:

And can be spelt only one way  :)

Jorge?

 
19 hours ago, Nasher said:

This year will definitely rank in the top 20 of Max’s life.

When you take out all his knee reconstructions, smoking on the way to training and turning up half cut on his first day we can easily eliminate a few years.

Safely in his top 20.


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