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Just f**king win

Edited by dazzledavey36

 

The past is history

today is now

tomorrow is yesterday in 2 days time

... I forgot my point


YOUR NINE LIVES ARE UP!

Or

WE HAVE MORE WAYS THAN ONE TO SKIN THE CATS!

THIS IS OUR TIME

OWN THE MOMENT

 
17 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Most of these will work OK.

I like this one:

"Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."

 

#biggestBannerInVFL/AFLhistory 😆


4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

#biggestBannerInVFL/AFLhistory 😆

Have the first sentence for the Prelim and finish with the second sentence on Grand Final Day. 

Come on Demons, 57 years, it's our time to stand tall

Not crumble at our knees like when Duckwood gets the ball

A free for this, a free for that, that's the Geelong way

Let's put an end to their era, and show these pu$$ies how to play

Edited by mfcrox

Our Day
Our Dream
Our Year


5 minutes ago, mfcrox said:

Come on Demons, 57 years, it's our time to stand tall

Not crumble at our knees like when Duckwood gets the ball

A free for this, a free for that, that's the Geelong way

Let's put an end to their era, and show these pu$$ies how to play

@La Dee-vina Comedia, that was a very short-lived record you held. You’ve just been trumped. 😄

“The thing about history is it’s not all behind you. “

IF MFC won a Prelim Final in Perth, and no Victorian was there to see it, did it really happen?

Bring the premiership cup back and prove it.


DEES DYNASTY STARTS NOW

DYNAMIC DEMONS MASTERS OF THE MCG.......whoops

Edited by 640MD
spelling

 

I like the opener.

Young & Bold,
Vs Tired & Old.
Tear them to shreds,
let them go back to bed.

9 minutes ago, picket fence said:

DEES DYNASTY STARTS NOW

Not tempting fate there?

We’d never live it down should we go another 57 (or more) years flag-less. 😁


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