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Cmon Dees

23 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Being out coached here Goodwin. 

Yes and has no plan when teams just chip around.


9 minutes ago, Soidee said:

It is rare to be able to sit down and watch this mob without throwing a brick at the TV

Mine has a wire screen in front of it Blues Bros style..

Well, there you go.

We extended our lead (albeit marginally).

Lets finish well boys! 💪🏻

Sparrow has all the impact of a sparrow fart.

 

They came at us & we responded. Good quarter in the end. Just need to start the final term well & not let them back in it

Fritsch has been important. Couple of run down tackles and beautiful kicking


Brayshaw is so far off the pace it's not funny.  He has to be under threat of losing his place, you can clearly see he's not switched on, just drifting around making no impact either way.  He's our lowest ranked player by a mile.

Lingers on the other wing busting his gut with 21 already.

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Ben Brown is so weak in one on ones

Garbage. Stupid comment.

Can we please just get this game done. Take the four points and avoid injuries? 
I am done with this match now. 

Two unusual observations:

1) We’re winning the free kick count convincingly.

2) We actually have more goals than behinds.


To have no injuries you need to play within yourself but still win. professionalism. 

Just now, bingers said:

Hmm, still not over.

I think I'll make a cuppa tea + have a slice of tea cake.

can i come over,having roast crow for tea

3 minutes ago, bingers said:

Hmm, still not over.

I think I'll make a cuppa tea + have a slice of tea cake.

Think I’ll have a hash cookie 


When the Umpires are judging how much time a player has to get rid of the ball on a mark they use some sort of timing method, do they?

Sparrow, Hibberd, Harmes, Jordon and Brayshaw are hardly putting their hands up for finals. Very ordinary.

 

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