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GAMEDAY: Rd 21 v West Coast

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How could they boo kozzie after tex walkers effort?

Bunch of pigs.

We are winning. Wth.

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Kozzzzzy!

2nd quarter

Stupidity of Fritsch and Vandenburg and nibbler on show 

play is slow and slow and wide and not courageous 

KICK IT TO MCGOVERN … why

UMPS ARE FUCHHHHED 

 

But then …

Kozzzzzy. Yeo you are a [censored].  

 

Abysmal quarter, but hopefully a ripper goal from Kozzie will wake us up! 

So much for them being terrible at ground level. They’re killing us. 


Massive goal on HT from Kozzie, honestly didn’t think he had the legs!

With ice in his veins!

 

Im worried about injuries....hope no more.

One thing about Max.. he gets intimidated. Wouldn’t play him in the middle. Jackson a much better ruckman 

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Did melk kick a bag in the twos.

Why was he selected. Havent seen him.

Speak of the devil Deaver.  Always happens like that.  Finally someone took the game on and Kozzie goes hard also.

Now for Lucifer's sake bring the [censored] white line fever in the second half and stop playing like a bunch of teletubbies!

1 minute ago, Boots and all said:

Is Fritta looking extra slow tonight?

Really struggles to get separation

Doesn't have a quick step or baulk, easy to predict him rounding onto the left


Just now, Kiss of Death said:

I’ll pay that effort Melksham. Well done.

Yep I look forward to his next touch in the last quarter  

2 minutes ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

Kozzie has been scragged every time he gets anywhere near the ball. They never holding the man for him.

Nelson playing a hard tag on kozzie

Just now, Deefiant said:

Not sure I like Kossie and Spargo milking free kicks Selwood style. 

I myself am the number 1 fan. More please. Let’s not by puritanical about the method of winning. #selwoodwaveshello

no one is going to care if we hold the cup aloft

milk away, my little milken maids!


4 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Nicholls is there for them at every contest.

Surely thats not all you can see, yeah the umpires but look at how we are playing, miracle we're in front. lots need to lift.

Getting absolutely smashed in the middle. The absence of Viney is very telling. no one is interested in playing a defensive role in the middle - Harmes more interested in getting posies and running off his man.

 

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Where are Oliver and Trac?

We are completely and utterly reliant on Tracc and Oliver. We are an absolute rubbish football team without them being switched on. It really concerns me.

If either of them gets injured or suspended, we are a mess.

Those two need to pull us out of the hole again because the rest of our midfield are pluggers

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We're -14 in contested possessions

And -23 in [censored] umpiring decisions

Terrible quarter but miraculously we're ahead.

Getting badly beaten in the contest. Clarry and Trac need to lift otherwise we're not winning this game


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