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“There’s a few things we’ve got to make sure we gel, and a strong pre-season should be able to do that for us,” he said.

Yep. We're just one good preseason away.

18 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Direct quote:

“There’s a few things we’ve got to make sure we gel, and a strong pre-season should be able to do that for us,” he said.

Yep. We're just one good preseason away.

And there’ll always be next year. 

 

I love Gawn and I know these garbage articles are just fodder for the media and have to be done.

But Jesus if my eyes could roll out of head while I read the same thing each pre-season, I would have gone blind years ago. 

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

I love Gawn and I know these garbage articles are just fodder for the media and have to be done.

But Jesus if my eyes could roll out of head while I read the same thing each pre-season, I would have gone blind years ago. 

Agree, I see a heading like that and no mater what content is in the article all I read is Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah.  I know we need content on our website and we will see many over the next 4 months, hopefully come March April we can see something to be really excited about


15 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I love Gawn and I know these garbage articles are just fodder for the media and have to be done.

But Jesus if my eyes could roll out of head while I read the same thing each pre-season, I would have gone blind years ago. 

Your reaction is the same as most Dees supporters.

The trouble with those words is they sound very hollow because they have never been backed up by deeds.

I would prefer if the messaging was different. Acknowledge past failures and shortcomings. Say we’ll let our footy do the talking when the season rolls around. Something other than the usual guff. I find it a little insulting tbh.

Yes its fluff but I do question the value of these pieces and why they have to be published at all.

Reminds me of what they say in Brazil..."Brazil is the country of the future and always will be".

I admire Gawns attitude but gee wizz.

 

It has to happen some time, funny Ooze said Similar words about the team needing to jell together, we have the team and the talent do we have the heart and desire to be the best that we can possibly be???


40 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I love Gawn and I know these garbage articles are just fodder for the media and have to be done.

But Jesus if my eyes could roll out of head while I read the same thing each pre-season, I would have gone blind years ago. 

Yeah agree, I’d actually prefer it if the club kept a bit quiet and Max just said, hopefully our actions will speak loader than words 

Leave it at that

I'd be happy for the club to can all the shop talk until March then drop a new documentary. Until then Max could talk about something he has a better handle on like jaffles or coffee. 

Death taxes and one these Pre season Melbourne articles.

GIF by Team Coco

Signal in the red flags.

The media knows exactly which club (clubs) to get outlandish delusional quotes from.

We are the gift that keeps on giving this time of year.


1 hour ago, TRIGON said:

Reminds me of what they say in Brazil..."Brazil is the country of the future and always will be".

This was said to me 30 years 'Object oriented design is the way of the future and has been so for the last 10 years'.

Not quite sure why I am sharing that.

Anyway could I just say that I have been ready for success since 1965.  I think the team is too and if they dont get it they will go elsewhere.

21 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Death taxes and one these Pre season Melbourne articles.

 

Get it right....it is inheritance taxes

This is talking the house down in preparation for training the house down. It's like a pre-season for pre-season.

 

Actions, Max. We're not interested in any words, unless they involve me winning Tattslotto.

2 hours ago, Jaded said:

I love Gawn and I know these garbage articles are just fodder for the media and have to be done.

But Jesus if my eyes could roll out of head while I read the same thing each pre-season, I would have gone blind years ago. 

But just imagine when we break the glass sealing.


Club needs to stop  these type of BS fluff!

Enough talk & let ur winning do the talking as been hearing how excited  they are for over a decade! 

Come on Gawney  let's get serious not Delirious!  We are becoming the Gunna guys.  We are Gunna do this and we are Gunna do that.

Stop breaking my heart !

4 hours ago, Better days ahead said:

Direct quote:

“There’s a few things we’ve got to make sure we gel, and a strong pre-season should be able to do that for us,” he said.

Yep. We're just one good preseason away.

Bring on To Hell and Back #2!

I'm glad he's positive, and he should be as there are some guys that can seriously play in our team. Time to make something of it.

 

Christ this club just can’t help itself. It loves to talk and that’s about it.

How about shutting up and just getting to work?


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