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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Fremantle

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17 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Without a doubt. 
Fritsch down back stinks. 

MFC stinks.... 2020 stinks

 
1 minute ago, Deesprate said:

Bedford undisciplined stupidity. Typical self indulgent rubbish 

What was the 50 for? Was it back chat?

Kick ins long to max everytime.

Leave  free opposition on the fat side we are so predictable and ready to play against

Forgot dump kick inside 50

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5 seconds left and Clarry chooses that moment to not put his foot through it 

3 on 1 and n9 one shepherds so the others can have a clean go at it.

 

[censored] DUMB PLAYERS... WE HAVE THEM ALL!!!


Our skills are deplorable. 

Freo making it look easy.

[censored] do something boys!!!

Just now, Bates Mate said:

Kick ins long to max everytime.

Leave  free opposition on the fat side we are so predictable and ready to play against

Same flank every time too 

 

We stink. I have no words for this 4 on 1 forwardline set up and even with all the numbers behind the ball they had 12 scoring shots to 1 ?‍♀️


1 minute ago, Pates said:

What was the 50 for? Was it back chat?

ball was thrown back and landed about 2m short

6 tackles for that whole quarter.

Soft as shot we are.


Seriously dumb football side

 

Useless coaches

Selection???  Pruess when it's a hurricane? 

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Pickett should have got a free then considering all the free they’ve got for nothing. 

Not sure the boffins at the AFL have ever heard the word: consistency 

Edited by Gunna’s

When you look at the stats, we're doing okay.  We lead in clearances and contested possies.

However, the same problem arises - when we go forward, the ball is hitting the deck, and they run it out with ease.  There were at least three times they ran it from half back to inside 50 without us touching it.  Our set up is letting us down big time.

And let's be honest - these conditions don't suit guys like ANB, Vanders, Smith etc.  Fumbles and turnovers galore.


Zero composure to take a second and assess options. Gather and kick forward with no intent to find a target.
Just abysmal. 

3 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

2 shots on goal from fritchs opponent 

hes a terrible defender. We all knew that

 

Now watch them play 18 man defence

Each goal from now on will be worth six points-despite what the commentary team might say.


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