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GAMEDAY: Rd 15 vs Sydney

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Great work Jones game over They've got their tails up now

 

This is Port Adelaide all over just playing a bottom four team instead of a top four team. Absolutely disgusting 

Two absolutely soul crushing clangers from Jones, again

 
2 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Nathan Jones farken retire you muppet

Dude. Really? 
 

edit: I mean I know he’s sucking but “muppet” is a bit rough. 

Edited by Mel Bourne

Un[censored]believable 


Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

I’ve been a Jones defender but that is a career killer.

Spot on.

That Jones play is absolute arrogance at a time when we just need to do the basics right.

A disgraceful piece of play from someone who should know better.

Shame on the playing group for having pea hearts, it’s only [censored] finals on the line (again think it’s just gonna happen).

Shame on the coaches for allowing such a mentality.

 

How the [censored] does the umpire bring Oliver 5 meters back to the 50m line. Cheating [censored]

Just now, BAMF said:

Hard to watch. Its like we ran a 10k run before the bounce. We are spent

 

Sydney coming off the same break. No excuse. None. 


Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

I’ve been a Jones defender but that is a career killer.

Ditto. I love the bloke but that’s inexcusable in the context of the game.

Totally predictable so far. Got shouted down for pointing out the Saints win was no panacea. Evidently we need another 3-4 years of Goody  because that what Hardwick and Thommo got. This is the Dogs all over again.

Just now, Wiseblood said:

No idea how he misses Gawn in that situation.  Just terrible.

I wasn't surprised. Been doing that all his career and yet we still managed to gift him 80 games.

Why do people on here think jones deserves 300. He is terrible 


Another game where goals are at an absolute premium and we burn silver platter chances.

Just now, leave it to deever said:

Next goal is critical.

If not for Clarry, Gus and May crikey


1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

That Jones play is absolute arrogance at a time when we just need to do the basics right.

A disgraceful piece of play from someone who should know better.

Been like this for two years

 

How many times will we allow them to pick off one of our kicks inside 50?  


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