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IF WE LOSE TO THE CROWS, THEN...

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If we lose, then

1- Goodwin should resign and acknowledge he is not capable of leading Dees to glory 

2- Players will be advised to stop drinking their own bath water 

3- media will enjoy the week and make Melbourne FC the laughing stock

4- Dees supporters will have another period of shame and despair

5- the holiday camp in Maroochydore will be under extreme review 

 

If we win, then...  (According to the media and special commentators) it’s because the Crows are hopeless and it proves nothing until we beat a good team. 

Edited by Grapeviney

 

If we lose this then I seriously won’t watch another MFC game until the next round. 

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17 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

If we lose, then

1- Goodwin should resign and acknowledge he is not capable of leading Dees to glory 

2- Players will be advised to stop drinking their own bath water 

3- media will enjoy the week and make Melbourne FC the laughing stock

4- Dees supporters will have another period of shame and despair

5- the holiday camp in Maroochydore will be under extreme review 

 

If we win, then...  (According to the media and special commentators) it’s because the Crows are hopeless and it proves nothing until we beat a good team. 

 

7 minutes ago, McQueen said:

If we lose this then I seriously won’t watch another MFC game until the next round. 

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So just another round of footy then?

 

I reckon we will lose this game.

The best we could realistically expect is an unsatisfying 2 goal win after going missing in the second half again.

And Norf will beat us easily next week while smashing us physically.

 

If we lose to the Crows.......I wont be surprised in the slightest.


... I will shrug and chalk up another Demonesque loss.

6 minutes ago, Rednblueriseing said:

 

So just another round of footy then?

Nah, upon reflection I think I’ll be done. 
It’s already been too exhausting this year and I won’t let the misery get to me. 
Change channel. 

I can very easily see us losing this game. Crows home crowd, they’ve made 8 changes and brought in a few debuts who some of the fans have been screaming for. 

The crows will smell blood and they have just as big of a point to prove.

 

No matter how many upgrades Demonland has had it will crash.

And Goodwin may as well quit.

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4 minutes ago, trout said:

No matter how many upgrades Demonland has had it will crash.

And Goodwin may as well quit.

Agree. Goodwin cannot continue if we lose this. It’s a “186 point loss “ no matter how big the scenario of a loss. 


3 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Agree. Goodwin cannot continue if we lose this. It’s a “186 point loss “ no matter how big the scenario of a loss. 

Yep this game has massive ramifications, while I don’t think he would quit I would see it as the end of the road for Goodwin and it would be just about when he gets sacked rather than will he. 

So we got about another ten games or so to go and we only have to win two more to improve on last year. Look on the bright side...

6 minutes ago, Nelo said:

We can’t make top 4. 

I'm worried we won't make the top 14, let alone top 4 Nelo.


Why do i continue to think of our game against the drug cheats when they had lost a majority of their list to suspension and had not looked like winning a match all season?

The more I think about this game the more I can’t work out how we actually win it. Adelaide are horrible this year but we know who their one win will be against for the season don’t we!

Decided not to watch this one.  Football life sucked out of me by a club who never can be trusted.  They will lose and club back in crisis again looking for a new coach.

Reckon we'll get up by 15 goals if the group wants to keep Goodwin

If we lose, this board will go bananas.

If we win, even by 100 points, this board will shrug its shoulders, dismiss it as an irrelevant performance, and expect us to lose to North.


....I will remind myself we all have our cross to bare and mine is the MFC

I cant decide if this is a no-win game or a no-lose game.....

No-Win scenario:

If we lose.... well that speaks for itself.

If we win..... that should be expected so its not really a win (unless its by a gigantic margin).

 

No-lose scenario:

We lose...... more ammunition to use against the club and its coach. Can feel vindicated for past criticism of same.

We Win...... Also speaks for itself. 4 Points and we are still in the race for finals.

 

I think no matter what happens i will still be left feeling flat. Its what the club does well.

 

 

Edited by ding
Just beaten to it by @titan_uranus

Dear Melbourne Football Club,

If you lose this week I will hide in my house. No visitors. No going out for a coffee. No shopping. Will live on my supplies.

 Greetings from Lockdown City,

Wish you were here.

P.S. Remember us?

 

If we lose, I'm going outside without a mask after curfew.  I'm going to run from the police and lick some traffic light buttons and hand rails

let me get covid and let the pain end!

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4 minutes ago, DubDee said:

If we lose, I'm going outside without a mask after curfew.  I'm going to run from the police and lick some traffic light buttons and hand rails

let me get covid and let the pain end!

I agree. 


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