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DEMONLAND 2020 A TO Z by George on the Outer
A- Alice Springs. Happy hunting ground. B- Backline. Finally found the non-leaking version. C- Cairns & Covid. How a season was ruined. D- Demonland. Mental Health facility run by the inmates. E- The grade you get when you don’t make F- F- Finals. What are they? G- Goals. Lack of them. Need a forward who can kick them….lots! H- Hub. Where players got to live with people you can’t stand. I- Injuries. Miracle cure provided by Dr. Burgess.
WASH, RINSE, SPIN, REPEAT! by George On The Outer
Although the Demons got over the line in their must win final round game against the hapless Bombers, they ensured it was Groundhog Day for their supporters who well remember what happened three years ago (although, this time they at least enjoyed the success of victory). Melbourne had its customary start dominating play and having plenty of chances in front of goal, only to find itself down on the scoreboard at the first change. Inaccurate kicking, particularly from set shots would have pu
THE LUCK OF THE DRAW by Whispering Jack
The long awaited clash between Melbourne and Essendon is almost upon us. Thirty-seven rounds of AFL football have passed by since the two clubs met on a balmy early April night last year in a game that produced a high scoring shootout at the MCG with the Bombers prevailing by 18 points. It was their only meeting for 2019 and happened at a time when the pandemic was something on the far distant horizon. Several months later when the 2019 season ended, the AFL issued the first of its fixtures
THERE’S STILL A HEARTBEAT by George on the Outer
When bottom side Adelaide scrapped together a win over the Giants last week, a tiny glimmer of hope opened up for the Demons’ finals chances. The patient was in intensive care but not quite finished — there was a faint pulse, a heart beating ever so slightly but was it enough when two more wins and other results were needed to fall their way? The first step was the resuscitation of a team that had lost its last two matches against sides then sitting fifteenth and sixteenth on the ladder. On
THE FINAL HUMILIATION by The Oracle
On Sunday, the Melbourne Football Club that won three consecutive games by in excess of 50 points last month returns to the Gabba, the scene of the last of those victories which was a 56 point drubbing of Collingwood. The Demons got off to a good start and won every quarter with a ruthless and powerful brand of football. They kicked 16 goals that day, their accuracy in front of goal a tribute to the skills the put on display throughout the afternoon and evening. In the four matches playe
GIVEN THE OLD HEAVE HO’ by George on the Outer
Fremantle gave Melbourne the old heave ho’ from playing finals in 2020, in conditions that the Demons yet again failed to handle. With the whole season on the line and the need to win to stay in contention for finals, what the fans saw was much the same as they have been witnessing so many times before — a complete debacle and capitulation against a side that sat 15th on the ladder before the game. Promises made after the loss to the 16th placed Sydney Swans were rendered h
GETTING THE HEAVE HO by Bananabender
The ute barely made it up to Cairns in time for us to check into the motel, fling a cane toad out the bathroom. and head over to Cazaly’s Stadium where we took up our position on the wing. There, we saw a completely different Melbourne to the one we watched on the screen only a few nights earlier from Alice Springs. This lot wore similar colours and Maxy dominated the ruck but the similarities ended there - the Demons were simply dreadful against the Swans. They started sluggishly, were spe
A CLANGER IN CAIRNS by George on the Outer
Having fought back into finals contention, the Demons had it all before them when facing a lowly Sydney in Cairns. But in typical Melbourne fashion, they threw away the opportunity to cement their spot in the eight with a clanger of a game. Right from the start, there was little to enthuse from the Melbourne players, who appeared to think that they only had to turn up, enjoy the North Queensland sun, and take away the four points. Compared with the furious ground wide pressure of the
TEN MINUTES LATE by Whispering Jack
The late Norm Smith, who played in four Melbourne premierships and coached another six, was a strong disciplinarian. Known as the Red Fox for his auburn hair and his cunning, Smith was a man of a different age to the here and now. Born during the Great War, he survived the Spanish Flu Pandemic, grew up in depression times, played mostly through the Second World War and its aftermath and coached in a period of rebuilding and recovery to a time of prosperity. Smith’s success was built on team
SAINTS HELL IN DEES HEAVEN by GOTO
The last of this year’s indigenous games was played in the red heart of the country and could well have determined Melbourne’s finals aspirations but it was St Kilda that had its top four hopes dashed after a nail-biting finish in Alice Springs which saw them unceremoniously marched out of the position in football heaven occupied by them for much of this season. It all came down in the end to a goal-line decision as to whether a freakish shot by Christian Petracca was touched and the goal u
DO OR DIE by The Oracle
Melbourne is, not for the first time, paying for lapses in matches whereby the club leaks multiple goals without answer and which usually cost the club in those all-important eight point games as it did last week against the Western Bulldogs which replaced the Demons in the AFL top eight. And this week, they come up against a team that reputedly plays in the same mode as the Bulldogs but has been able to prevail over better opponents than Melbourne. It’s not that the Demons are out of form
GIVE THE DOGS A BONE by George on the Outer
The winner of the game is in the top eight and the loser out. Had Melbourne won, it would have consigned the Bulldogs season to the scrapheap given their remaining fixture which still includes a bye. The Demons led at half-time but they gave the Dogs a bone which was willingly accepted — they notched 6 goals in the third quarter and dumped the Demons out of the eight. This game simply saw all the bad habits return for Melbourne players. When they serve up dinky kicks, dinky handballs, litt
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HANNAN REQUESTS TRADE
Demon Forward Mitch Hannan has requested that he be traded to the Bulldogs in the upcoming trade period ...
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DEMONLAND 2020 A TO Z
George on the Outer has compiled his Demonland 2020 A to Z ...
READ MOREDemonland | October 20
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PETRACCA PLACES 3RD
Christian Petracca has polled his highest amount of votes ever placing equal third in the 2020 Brownlow Medal with 20 votes ...
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JETTA ON THE TABLE?
It has been reported that Collingwood have made inquiries about Demon fan favourite Neville Jetta ...
READ MOREDemonland | October 15
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TOM MCDONALD UP FOR TRADE?
It has been reported that Demon Forward Tom McDonald is on the Trade Table with Collingwood as a potential suitor ...
READ MOREDemonland | October 14
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ISAAC SMITH
The Dees are believed to be weighing up whether to offer 32 year old Isaac Smith a 3 year deal ...
READ MOREDemonland | October 12
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BEN BROWN
The Dees have been mooted as the front runner to secure the services of out of favour Kangaroo forward Ben Brown ...
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YZE IS A DEMON AGAIN
Adem Yze will return to the Demons in 2021 as a part of the coaching panel ...
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Christian Petracca 175 2 
Steven May 137 3 
Clayton Oliver 133 4 
Max Gawn 124 5 
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