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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Richmond

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Big loss coming up...we are awful!

No skills and no system...so difficult to watch. Pressure should be on the coaching staff

 

the open floodgates GIF

 

Pathetic football team , so much talent completely wasted.

Is it the coaching?

Somebody  please tell me why we are so useless 


80 point thrashing coming up. some heat on its way to goodwin.

Just too many bad decisions and turnovers.

How in the [censored] was that not a legit tackle on Martin???

 

2 minutes ago, praha said:

this is 100% structural. we do the same [censored] thing every single time. EVERY SINGLE TIME. we then get absolutely smoked on the transition against decent teams. This is a football lesson.

Goodwin is out of his element coaching at AFL level. This is 90s-era football being coached in a completely different football era.

I'd say 50% structural, 50% skill level.

If we hit our easy targets like other teams did, we wouldn't be under this pressure all the time.

 

To think I actually tipped this mess of a football club.

Well I have to admit our game plan is #£*^%&$)@ awesome. 
 

Extend Goodies contract for another 5 years. 
 

GO U GOOD THINGS ???

Oliver had a lone Petracca to kick to. Elects to do some other rubbish. He lacks brains. 


What coaches are available? Ross Lyon? Goodwin is clearly not taking us where we need to go.

3 minutes ago, praha said:

this is 100% structural. we do the same [censored] thing every single time. EVERY SINGLE TIME. we then get absolutely smoked on the transition against decent teams. This is a football lesson.

Goodwin is out of his element coaching at AFL level. This is 90s-era football being coached in a completely different football era.

Get Roos on the phone please. This is done.

Playing teams into form for how long now? Also what happened to Oliver? He was better as a 17 year old than he is now. Brayshaw not far behind


Is Goodwin ever on the phone trying to change things up? Giving players a spray or motivation? Why can’t I get paid to sit in his spot!!

he isn’t doing anything ffs. Do something! Make a change!! This isn’t working!!

When the heat's turned up we can rarely find a target forward.  And on cue Fritschkreig marks lol

 

The best spoil May has made all day was a Melbourne player. 


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