Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

Big loss coming up...we are awful!

No skills and no system...so difficult to watch. Pressure should be on the coaching staff

 

the open floodgates GIF

 

Pathetic football team , so much talent completely wasted.

Is it the coaching?

Somebody  please tell me why we are so useless 


Just too many bad decisions and turnovers.

How in the [censored] was that not a legit tackle on Martin???

 

2 minutes ago, praha said:

this is 100% structural. we do the same [censored] thing every single time. EVERY SINGLE TIME. we then get absolutely smoked on the transition against decent teams. This is a football lesson.

Goodwin is out of his element coaching at AFL level. This is 90s-era football being coached in a completely different football era.

I'd say 50% structural, 50% skill level.

If we hit our easy targets like other teams did, we wouldn't be under this pressure all the time.

 

To think I actually tipped this mess of a football club.

Well I have to admit our game plan is #£*^%&$)@ awesome. 
 

Extend Goodies contract for another 5 years. 
 

GO U GOOD THINGS ???

Oliver had a lone Petracca to kick to. Elects to do some other rubbish. He lacks brains. 


What coaches are available? Ross Lyon? Goodwin is clearly not taking us where we need to go.

3 minutes ago, praha said:

this is 100% structural. we do the same [censored] thing every single time. EVERY SINGLE TIME. we then get absolutely smoked on the transition against decent teams. This is a football lesson.

Goodwin is out of his element coaching at AFL level. This is 90s-era football being coached in a completely different football era.

Get Roos on the phone please. This is done.

Playing teams into form for how long now? Also what happened to Oliver? He was better as a 17 year old than he is now. Brayshaw not far behind


Is Goodwin ever on the phone trying to change things up? Giving players a spray or motivation? Why can’t I get paid to sit in his spot!!

he isn’t doing anything ffs. Do something! Make a change!! This isn’t working!!

When the heat's turned up we can rarely find a target forward.  And on cue Fritschkreig marks lol

 

The best spoil May has made all day was a Melbourne player. 


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • DRAFT: The Next Generation

    It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 6 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

    A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

      • Thanks
    • 5 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

    The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Like
    • 481 replies
  • Farewell Clayton Oliver

    The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 2,050 replies
  • Farewell Christian Petracca

    The Demons have traded Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca to the Gold Coast Suns for 3 First Round Draft Picks.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 1,742 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Jack Steele

    In a late Trade the Demons have secured the services of St. Kilda Captain Jack Steele in a move to bolster their midfield in the absence of Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver.

      • Thumb Down
    • 325 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.