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filth propaganda mill running full bore

where was the support for our boys when caught

different rules for different clubs

 

Some of the total garbage foaming on SEN at the moment is amazing. All sorts of slants and rhetoric that "if it wasn't for COVID-19 this would be a storm in a teacup". 

Oh, right. So any other time it's a great look to get blind drunk for hours and get taken home by the cops. People make mistakes fine, just cop the suspension and move on.

Oh and lastly, don't forget to hold Eddie McGuire to the same standards that he was grandstanding when he went full bore in the Jack Steven saga.

 

Any normal season and other normal player and normal club and this guy would be suspended for a week by his own club for disciplinary reasons.

...Sorry I forgot this is Collingwood and for them getting mindlessly drunk is normal.


This story just gets better and better!  haha

Steele doesn't mess around does he? just a few beers he said...

where were his mates stopping this shtstorm from happening?

Ive noticed footy classified is on go at 7:30. Watch Ed get all defensive and I bet he gets angry when the others question him about this. 

Seriously what was Steele doing. This story is just so weird. I mean he gets an uber obviously gets stuck into the grog, is out all night, his phone goes flat he gets a lift home from the cops and is found half naked. Why was he partially naked? 

This is a 29 year old man and vice captain of the club. I'd expect this from DeGoey or Swan back in the days. 

I'm sure his pregnant wife is rapt with him. Why ddin't wells tell him to ease back on the grog. 

 

4 weeks is a fair whack. Deserved

maybe the conspiracy theorists can relax for a while

Who cares, the season’s a shambles, just like the Collingwood bogans 

Steele, “ let’s get naked and console Jeremy“

haha

Edited by Billy

They gave him 4 weeks to avoid hubbing in W.A.


1 hour ago, Demonland said:

 

Sounds a tad ironical

 


20 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It’s a tough one. 
they would have been in trouble as well if they had driven cars. 

Went to see a mate whose season is over with a couple of 6 packs and got an Uber

It’s not often I sympathise with those at the Filth, but this is a very odd year. 

I know things have escalated further since this post, but even when we thought it was just an uber home after a few beers, it is in no way understandable and is beyond stupid. There is no grey area here whatsoever. If I lived in a city where the plague is on the loose, had an employer who made the boundaries *very* clear AND had enforced it on other players already, I’d be able to find a way home other than an uber. I’d ring my wife, or my mum, or my best mate, or frogging anyone I knew. I’d walk if I had to.


It is not. That. Hard.

 
5 minutes ago, Nasher said:

I know things have escalated further since this post, but even when we thought it was just an uber home after a few beers, it is in no way understandable and is beyond stupid. If I lived in a city where the plague is on the loose, had an employer who made the boundaries *very* clear AND had already enforced it on other players already, I’d be able to find a way home other than an uber. I’d ring my wife, or my mum, or my best mate, or frogging anyone I knew. I’d walk if I had to.


It is not. That. Hard.

I think that was part of the issue, he’s tried to walk home, half naked, and someone has called the cops. 
Or was just standing outside of Wells house unsure of what to do next. It just smells fishy or froggy to me.

It’s a bizarre story, let alone he is a VC of the club. 

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