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To Hell and Back

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Really we live in hell and make the occasional foray up to the surface to get crushed and put back to hell.

Not a massive fan of thief’s pump up videos. Maybe if we were hitting September, but otherwise... a lot of room for egg.

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    4 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    Really we live in hell and make the occasional foray up to the surface to get crushed and put back to hell.

    Not a massive fan of thief’s pump up videos. Maybe if we were hitting September, but otherwise... a lot of room for egg.

    I’ve got to agree. Seems premature. This would be a great video if we had just won the premiership. 

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

    I’ve got to agree. Seems premature. This would be a great video if we had just won the premiership. 

    Years of barracking for the DEMONS has pushed many to the edge of sanity. It's quite possible that more than few think we HAVE just won the flag.

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    5 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    Years of barracking for the DEMONS has pushed many to the edge of sanity. It's quite possible that more than few think we HAVE just won the flag.

    We haven't ?

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    29 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    Years of barracking for the DEMONS has pushed many to the edge of sanity. It's quite possible that more than few think we HAVE just won the flag.

    I’ll never forget the glory of our AFL X premiership 

     

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    1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

    Really we live in hell and make the occasional foray up to the surface to get crushed and put back to hell.

    Not a massive fan of thief’s pump up videos. Maybe if we were hitting September, but otherwise... a lot of room for egg.

    Maybe that's what they're saying?

    "To hell and back.... to hell again."

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    [censored] we are training the house down. We must be back!

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    Searched google maps for directions from hell to “back” and got nothing.

    So I’m stuck here.

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    We're caught in a trap

    We cant walk out.

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    At least in “Hell” we have the home ground advantage. May we should play there more often, particularly since we sat back (as the MCC Football Club) and watched Richmond, Collingwood etc highjack  the MCG as ‘their home ground’! ?

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    Well, at least they are confident.

    Let’s hope it isn’t overconfidence. Again.

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    I like it and dont agree with the negativity around this stuff, i understand it, but a video shouldn't cause such angst. The club is a business, it has to engage and excite, i for one love teh prospect of where we could go this year, it was hell last year, not much worse than that. Now will it be heaven or will linger in purgatory or be anchored in hell remains to be seen.

    But if we are  not thinking positive as a club then we are failing our members. The club  must promote, its up to the p[layers to deliver. 

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    This reminds me of what they were cooking at carlscum... and how well that turned out...

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    Been in hell for decades now. We’ve never made it back.

    I’ve still got PTSD from 2017 when the club prematurely sent out finals marketing and ticket info before we had secured our spot. What an embarrassing disaster that was!

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    I'm not sure what people want in the clubs marketing campaign.. #ToHellandMaybeBackUnlessWeDontMakeItBackThatWouldBeUnfortunate

    2020 is a year for redemption. They may very well fail miserably and it will end up "They know we're coming" 2.0. But this is the campaign that will generate the most interest. Particularly if the club gets on a roll and isn't that the point?

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    I’ll be happy to see this released after we win the flag. 

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    14 hours ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    I’ll never forget the glory of our AFL X premiership 

     

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    Yep... I was there and it was a special night. We have won AFL X  every year since... still have the trophy

    Edited by Ohio USA - David

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    I was expecting this to be about the alleged closed training session at Casey last week, and today we're back at Gosch's.

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