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10 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Can we take his mark over Maxie off him. He seemed quite high then ????

I think it was his brother Fly’n Ryan who took that mark. 

Edited by america de cali

 

Someone's definitely taking the [censored] here. 

See all the essenscum fans up in arms saying we never tested positive, west coast should be kicked out of finals. Even Sam Newman is having a crack. They still don't get it do they? They were suspended because they bought the game into disrepute. They were injected with substances which no one could tell what it was, they were taken off site to get injected and failed in there duty of care. 

But how dumb is Rioli? What did he substitute his urine with and also he should have known these ASADA people are not stupid. They would have seen every trick before and would have been able to tell straight away. A very silly move indeed. 

 

When I heard the news headline about a Rioli and a drug test shock, I immediately thought of the West Coast one. Now, why is that??


But when you do a sample isn't the ASADA or WADA person meant to be standing there watching you so incidents like this don't occur? 

So if the alleged tampered test was done after rd 22, why was he allowed to play rd 23 and the elimination final?

 
35 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

But when you do a sample isn't the ASADA or WADA person meant to be standing there watching you so incidents like this don't occur? 

Yes. Well they are the written rules....

4 hours ago, picket fence said:

Yeah I thought the same thing But this is a methodical and ahh intense scrutiny at the actual sample being produced! How the hell could the sample be changed, contaminated or doctored??

I smell a Rat

 


41 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

But when you do a sample isn't the ASADA or WADA person meant to be standing there watching you so incidents like this don't occur? 

according to one report they were there and caught him red-handed, then forced him to do another sample

but that was 3 weeks ago, so why the delay?

16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

according to one report they were there and caught him red-handed, then forced him to do another sample

but that was 3 weeks ago, so why the delay?

Because according to the lunatic Eagles supporters over here in Perth  they were waiting till the eve of the Geelong game to dent their chances 

22 minutes ago, Pennant St Dee said:

Because according to the lunatic Eagles supporters over here in Perth  they were waiting till the eve of the Geelong game to dent their chances 

Ahh, yes. The good ole conspiracy explanation. Always the go-to for the ignorant and the biased.

Go The Cats......................

1 hour ago, Pennant St Dee said:

Because according to the lunatic Eagles supporters over here in Perth  they were waiting till the eve of the Geelong game to dent their chances 

You must be able to speak their language. All I ever hear out if them is booooooooooooo


I speak Booo fluently.

 

13 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

You think you’d be better off risking a positive test, if it comes back positive then try for a defence. It’s a little harder defending tampering with a sample, must have shat his dacks. No winners here.

Except integrity 

He can't be very bright if he thought a cup of Gatorade would fool the testers. Did he think they'd just think he had a high electrolyte count in his [censored]? 

It's the cynic in me - and I cannot help but think that there would be 'club/lockeroom talk' at all clubs on how to evade tests. Look at G.Allen and C Lambert with Whitfield as one example, and yes, it is just one example, but Cousins spoke about his capacity to evade testing and how certain players feel 'targeted' while others have gone years without being tested. 'Lads, we don't care what you do in your own time, its your call, just dont get caught'.


This should be easy to comprehend but feel free to aid me to fully understand. 

Randomly selected for a test, ASADA person watching him do number 1 whilst half naked and sees him swapping the sample but takes it to the lab for testing anyway or there you go Willy, pee in here and I’ll go make us some cuppas. 

How could this happen?

11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Athletes who fiddle with drugs these days must be [censored] knuckleheads!

Unless you are Chinese or Russian of course 

Have a read of John Ralphs piece in the herald sun just priceless.

The whole tone is wrong, its like Ohh well he is just stupid!

The AFL are in damage control through the usual mouthpieces

He should be banned straight out no excuses stupidity,mental health,my brother told me to do it NO EXCUSES

Just watch the AFL squirm and spin their way out of this. They are not serious about drugs.

 

49 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

It's the cynic in me - and I cannot help but think that there would be 'club/lockeroom talk' at all clubs on how to evade tests. Look at G.Allen and C Lambert with Whitfield as one example, and yes, it is just one example, but Cousins spoke about his capacity to evade testing and how certain players feel 'targeted' while others have gone years without being tested. 'Lads, we don't care what you do in your own time, its your call, just dont get caught'.

Read Ben Cousins book he knew how to evade a [censored] weak system sometimes with some assistance.

 
15 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Essendon demanding a re-match of last weeks game. 

Haaaa. Pot ... kettle ..... black (and red)!


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