PREGAME: Rd 22 vs Sydney

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

4 minutes ago, Kent said:

You missed the great Collingwood  Game Bitter

From where I was it was unwatchable

Thankfully I was also roughing it in the mulga at that time

[Docs Demons 1,792]

17 hours ago, old dee said:

That pretty much covers it Bbo. 

BBO is not living up to his last name> Optimistic

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

23 hours ago, Docs Demons said:

All you Melbourne people need to get to the ground this Friday night and support the Dees. Lets have more people there than Sydney as last 2 home games were poorly attended by us. I can't as based in Qld but I reckon we have a big chance in this one. Been playing some ordinary footy but only just getting beaten so tidy up some basic skill errors, look for our players for a change when we win the ball (which we do often) and come home with the bacon.

Ever considered house swapping Doc?  Starting this Friday!

Edited August 15, 2019 by Rusty Nails

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Indeed od!! 

We’ve never been reticent to pay/trade overs

[censored].  I’m getting really depressed 

I was hoping to watch the Test but it will probably be washed out

 

5 hours ago, Docs Demons said:

BBO is not living up to his last name> Optimistic

He also predicted the bloody wash out! 

Might be time to erase that 'Optimistic' ending and just go with Uncle Bitters!

Edited August 15, 2019 by Rusty Nails

[Hellaintabadplacetobe 4,294]

R22 Melb v Syd, Fri 16 Aug, 7.50pm, MCG
IN: Spargo, Stretch, Neal-Bullen, Hore, Chandler
OUT: May, O.McDonald, Hunt, Baker, Petty
 

[Demonland 73,140]

A couple of mystery injuries of the week.

[Bates Mate 4,510]

The tank is real

[Lucifers Hero 40,360]

WOW!  We take out 3 players who are over 190cm and bring in 2 who are about 175cm (Spargo, Chandler).  2 other sub 178cm players (Viney, JKH) are in the side and other additions: ANB and Stretch aren't exactly tall at 180cm.  Then there is Jones who is also 180cm.

We have gone from giants to pigmys!

Expect a big loss - except Sydney is also tanking!

Edit: we are going to be physically monstered.  Sydney has two 'short' players Jack and Papley who are both 178cm but strong.  We will be like lambs to the slaughter.

Edited August 15, 2019 by Lucifer's Hero

[drysdale demon 4,837]

Just now, Lucifer's Hero said:

WOW!  We take out 3 players who are over 190cm and bring in two who are about 175cm.  And bring in ANB and Stretch with JKH already in the team.  Expect a big loss.

got to have the players to replace them with and don't say Preuss and Keilty

[BAMF 4,385]

Hunt dropped. Cannot say it is undeserved. He has been playing like a guy who is just seeing the season out. Some disgraceful positioning and pressure efforts. I hate to say it, but he could be traded come the end of the year.

[sisso 2,580]

4 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

WOW!  We take out 3 players who are over 190cm and bring in two who are about 175cm.  And bring in ANB and Stretch with JKH already in the team.  Expect a big loss.

Midget side, how are we going to win with no talls? 

[kev martin 10,411]

3 minutes ago, sisso said:

Midget side, how are we going to win with no talls? 

Protect the front and centre of packs and bring the ball to the ground.

Plenty of switching of play and run, run, run! 

[spirit of norm smith 16,588]

That’s a tank. Swans by 5 goals. 

[CHF 2,768]

Maybe Chandler ha been brought in as a chop out for max at the end of each quarter. Not a hell of a lot of talls in there to move into the ruck for a bit.

[Docs Demons 1,792]

2 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:

Ever considered house swapping Doc?  Starting this Friday!

Born and Breed in Melbourne's east. Was transferred for work in 90's and have no need to go back. Kids and Grand Kids now up here. So as far as house swapping it's a big no.

[Demon17 5,203]

11 minutes ago, BAMF said:

Hunt dropped. Cannot say it is undeserved. He has been playing like a guy who is just seeing the season out. Some disgraceful positioning and pressure efforts. I hate to say it, but he could be traded come the end of the year.

Won't be any interest 

[Sorry kids 635]

This side is up there with the late sixties when Tassie Johnson was our tall.

[chook fowler 19,533]

We’re screwed. 

[Guest]

Absolutely staggering selection.

Wtf is going on?

[ArtificialWisdom 4,045]

14 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

The tank is real

[Demon Disciple 12,274]

8 minutes ago, sisso said:

Midget side, how are we going to win with no talls? 

That's why we brought Spargo in, siss. By the way he plays, he obviously believes he's a KPF.

[Earl Hood 6,101]

11 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

WOW!  We take out 3 players who are over 190cm and bring in two who are about 175cm.  And bring in ANB and Stretch with JKH already in the team.  Expect a big loss.

I thought Petty did a shoulder last week but what is OMac’s injury? We couldn’t go smaller if we tried, maybe Pruess was an option just to have a tall up forward. 

[Sir Why You Little 37,125]

The Crowd will be about 10,000 tomorrow night

The Club has switched off...

[Deeoldfart 8,061]

Weakest team we have fielded all year, bar none!  If we win, I'll eat my Demon beanie (or some of it anyway), and put the video on here for all to see.  Cheers!

[ArtificialWisdom 4,045]

So I assume the plan will be to kick the ball along the ground all night and take talls out of the equation